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Idiots, lackwits and imbeciles - The Trials of Rickard Stark trying to save Westeros from Incompetence by RickardOnARoll (IncognitoMe)
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
02 Sep 2020
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„Lord Rickard demanded trial by combat, and the king granted the request. Stark armored himself as for battle, thinking to duel one of the Kingsguard. Me, perhaps. Instead they took him to the throne room and suspended him from the rafters while two of Aerys's pyromancers kindled a blaze beneath him. The king told him that fire was the champion of House Targaryen. So all Lord Rickard needed to do to prove himself innocent of treason was ... well, not burn.“
Jaime Lannister, A Clash of Kings
But what if he did not burn?
Rickard Stark survives the attempt at burning him because the pyromancers could not tie a proper knot.
Watch as he fixes the realm, his family and shit in general from the overall incompetence of kings, lords, knights and other idiots. For though the king may be a mad lackwit, his subjects at least should have a shot at peace and happiness.
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10 Jun 2026
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Michael Carpenter would go to the end of the world to save a soul. Or evidently, even farther if necessary.
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27 May 2026
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The Delacours by Puzzled
Fandoms: The Dresden Files - Jim Butcher, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Oct 2016
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The Triwizard tournament was enough of a challenge without making enemies. Harry Potter first met Harry Delacour when he burned his daughter pulling her from the Black Lake. He never did have much luck with powerful wizards.
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27 May 2026
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That Subtle Science and Exact Art by Jedi Buttercup (jedibuttercup) for xiorlanth
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Dresden Files - Jim Butcher
29 Nov 2015
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"Oh. Uh, wow." Dresden reached up to smooth a hand over his mouth. "I don't know how to tell you this, but that's not how potions work in this world, at all."
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Hunger by RaisaMidas
Fandoms: The Dresden Files - Jim Butcher, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Sep 2025
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During her usual rounds during the fifth years exam time, McGonagall comes across a shocking tableu. Attempting to find answers leads to some astonishing secrets, some hidden for over a decade.
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27 May 2026
