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    So Jesper had explained the whole story, of how every time he thinks of marriage he accidentally uses his powers to make a ring, and how Wylan doesn’t know any of this, and how until one of them proposed to the other, Jesper was simply doomed to accidentally make every metal object in his range an engagement ring because he wanted to marry Wylan so badly it was a little insane.

    “I think this is an extremely easily avoidable problem, Jesper,” Nina tells him, rolling her eyes and Matthias nods in agreement. Jesper was on the floor of the Slat, and he made no attempt to stand up. “Just propose to him.”

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    25 Jun 2026

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    When Inej, Nina, Jesper and Wylan find a strange gadget that brings them nine years to the past, they think it's fate; after all, if they hadn't been on the farm in Lij at this exact moment, a farmer would have gotten run over by his plow.

    But when they save him and travel back to their own time, everything is different; the Slat is gone, the Dregs are nonexistant, Inej is still in the Menagerie, Nina is part of the Dime Lions, Jesper is debt-ridden and Wylan is deathly sick. And Kaz...Kaz is on a farm in Lij, living a safe, content life for himself with his father and his older brother.

    The Crows realize with horror what fate they've spared Kaz; and, in turn, what fate they've brought onto themselves. Now, they have a difficult moral decision to make...
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    Or: the Trolley Problem, but make it trauma instead of a trolley

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Kaz is prepared to bribe the owners of the other gambling halls not to admit him—he’s prepared to send some of the younger Dregs to beat Jesper to a mild pulp every time he tries to enter the Barrel, if necessary—but he hopes it won’t come to that. If you could beat an addiction out of someone, Jesper would have been cured years ago.

    “What, then? Spit it out.”

    The other man pauses at the window, staring out at the rain, and swallows before finally saying, “Wylan asked me to marry him.”

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Tim: i need to know what’s the best way to a boy’s heart 

    Damian: Easy. The best way to someone’s heart is through their ribcage. Everyone knows that. 

    Damian: Come on Timothy, I expected better from you. 

    Dick: I-

    Dick: Try again

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    Tim is having boy troubles.

    Tim goes to his brothers for help.

    Tim...did not think that plan of action through.

    (In which the batbros give Tim advice on relationships, told entirely through texts.)

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    03 Jun 2026

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    If anyone asked the Batfamily which Robin had the funniest ’joining the family’ story? Well, everyone would start with, “Well it seemed like Jason had the spot taken for good after having the audacity to try and jack the Batmobile’s tires and hit Bruce with his tire iron.” And then they’d say, “But then tiny Tim decided to try and steal the whole thing.”

     

    Or: When Tim is 11 he figures it’s not hurting anyone if he. Ya know. Takes a picture in the Batmobile. But then the power goes to his head and all of a sudden he’s hacking the Batmobile and tearing through Gotham on a rescue mission.

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    01 Jun 2026