18 Bookmarks by Tarlo
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i wonder which cup you'll drink from (i hope it's mine) by empathyhoodie
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
26 Mar 2025
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“And where would I do that, moron?”
“I don’t know!” Rio flounders, “In the shower?”
“You think getting myself off quietly in the shower, in the room next to your bedroom, having to be quick so the hot water doesn’t run out… is conducive to good orgasms?”
Well, when she puts it like that.
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Rio and Agatha aren’t friends. They’ll probably never be friends—they’re just wired that way. But that doesn’t stop their mutual friends from suggesting Agatha live with Rio while her divorce finalizes. If it sounds like a recipe for disaster, it probably is.
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- Part 1 of slide away
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 35,947
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 507
- Kudos:
- 2,212
- Bookmarks:
- 492
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- 35,127
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17 May 2025
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all mirth and no matter by thelionandthemoon
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), WandaVision (TV)
21 Feb 2025
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“She just walked out the store with a TV and insisted we call you.” The head security guard told Rio.
He opened a laptop and played her the footage.
“Right.” She rubbed her forehead. “Why would you do that?” She asked.
“I’ve been a bad girl, officer. You must arrest me.” Agatha replied in a breathy voice.
Of course, she would make a show of shoplifting a television just to flirt with her.
AU: Police Officer Rio and Petty Criminal Agatha
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 97,480
- Chapters:
- 17/17
- Comments:
- 1,061
- Kudos:
- 2,180
- Bookmarks:
- 407
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- 57,993
Bookmarked by Tarlo
12 Mar 2025
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someday we will all be lying on our backs (free at last from income tax) by paddingtonfan69
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
30 Nov 2024
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They’re staring at each other over the now evenly stacked forms at the table. Agatha’s mask has fully slipped and Rio is fascinated by what’s underneath it, an unruly sort of anger, a sharp passion. Agatha looks like she wants to tear Rio from limb to limb. And Rio, god help her, would probably let her.
“Moving on to property taxes…”
“Jesus fucking Christ,” Agatha lets out. “Don’t you have a life?”
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Rio is the best IRS agent in her field. Agatha refuses to pay her taxes. A love story for the ages.
Series
- Part 1 of death and taxes
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 13,179
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Comments:
- 437
- Kudos:
- 4,414
- Bookmarks:
- 913
- Hits:
- 49,289
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15 Feb 2025
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the way i feel about you baby can’t explain it by seabiscuit
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
17 Nov 2024
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“She won’t even admit that she’s gay for a New York City Ballet dancer. You think she would go for you, Rio Vidal of Cobb, Oklahoma?” Jenn raises an eyebrow, “IT service provider who plays Elden Ring in her spare time.”
“Maybe.” Chirps Rio. Hope does, after all, spring eternal.
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Rio goes from IT service monkey to fucking her very beautiful, very poised boss in a very short period of time. And then, of course, there’s the aftermath.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 22,690
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Comments:
- 455
- Kudos:
- 6,041
- Bookmarks:
- 1,273
- Hits:
- 68,136
Bookmarked by Tarlo
15 Feb 2025
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Public Bookmark 907
Mystery Work
Part of pyfim
Summary
This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
Bookmarked by Tarlo
11 Feb 2025
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Public Bookmark 1028
Mystery Work
Part of SecretstashofEcho
Summary
This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
Bookmarked by Tarlo
11 Feb 2025
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“Alice basically harassed me into confessing that I’ve never had head befo-“
“No ones ever eaten you out-“ Agatha almost screamed, beer running down her chin in a way that was not supposed to be as sexy as it was.
“Not you too.” Rio groaned.
“Look to each their own, you don’t have to get -“
“Don’t,” Rio cut in. ”Alice already did the whole intimacy talk, we get it, I have some issues. That’s why I’m gay panicking.”
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Agathario roommate AU in which Rio goes on a weird date with Wanda, Agatha feels unusually helpful and they’re both stupid and should’ve definitely been doing all of this sooner.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 57,231
- Chapters:
- 13/15
- Comments:
- 642
- Kudos:
- 2,921
- Bookmarks:
- 459
- Hits:
- 91,308
Bookmarked by Tarlo
11 Feb 2025
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“I’m not helping Agatha pull off a scheme,” Rio asserted, though not even she believed herself, “I’m trying to stop her before she goes into labor in the auditorium.”
Lilia’s face contorted in pity, “Well,” She said, “Good luck with that.”
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Mild-mannered high school soccer coach Rio Vidal gets roped into a scheme to help her 9 months’ pregnant coworker put on the opening night performance of The Crucible that will save the school theater department.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 20,223
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Comments:
- 220
- Kudos:
- 2,401
- Bookmarks:
- 387
- Hits:
- 25,122
Bookmarked by Tarlo
04 Feb 2025
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@cowlesbian: rlly enjoying rotating ‘40y/o virgin rio vidal and 25y/o fuckboy agatha harkness’ around in my head. i’m plotting it out i promise
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Rio smiled thinly, no teeth. “Good afternoon. How will you waste my time today?”“I’ll be quick. I am beguiled by your stern ways. I think we should get to know each other.”
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- Part 1 of Like A Virgin
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 34,136
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Comments:
- 517
- Kudos:
- 2,234
- Bookmarks:
- 472
- Hits:
- 43,603
Bookmarked by Tarlo
26 Jan 2025
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25 Jan 2025
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i'm so depressed i act like it's my birthday by yeahitshowed
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
24 Jan 2025
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“Oh my god,” Billy says, covering his mouth with his hands. “Rio – you’ve never had a birthday party.”
“Yeah,” Rio says, assessing him with genuine concern. “I wasn’t…born. You feeling okay? Do we need a refresher on my whole deal? I can do a PowerPoint, but fair warning, it’s probably just gonna be a bunch of stock images of skeletons.”
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With Agatha's support, Billy attempts to throw Rio her very first birthday party.
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- Part 2 of post-canon ghoulniverse
Bookmarked by Tarlo
24 Jan 2025
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“Pleasure,” she quips, making sure her tone reveals it is anything but. “Though, despite what Jen may say, I don’t exactly make a habit of going around and spilling all my secrets.”
Rio nods, “Of course. You’re who they call the ‘terrifying enigma’ of the literary community.”
Agatha makes sure her tone drips with sarcasm and a twinge of derision as she responds, “And I hear you’re the new ‘darling’ of the publishing industry.”
But then Rio has the gall to actually fucking smirk at her. “Did you just call me darling?”
or, agathario author au
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 33,006
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 121
- Kudos:
- 1,036
- Bookmarks:
- 305
- Hits:
- 16,825
Bookmarked by Tarlo
24 Jan 2025
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“What unfinished business could you possibly have?”
“Mm, wouldn’t you like to know?” Agatha grins and then lifts her hand in a wave. “Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a teenager to haunt. See you around.”
“Agatha!”
Rio’s voice rings out all around her as Agatha flees.
She passes through houses as she goes, cackling long and hard.
Oh, death is going to be so much fun.
AKA. Agatha is a ghost. Rio hates ghosts. Agatha decides to spend her afterlife annoying the hell out of her ex-wife. What could go wrong, haunting Death herself?
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18 Jan 2025
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18 Jan 2025
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"And when I die a long, long, long, long, long time from now...I don't wanna' see your face"
The words were said, finalizing Agatha's deal with Death and suddenly- Agatha's world became quiet. The woman starts a mass killing spree no one had ever seen from the infamous witchkiller, desperate to summon Death to stand before her again. Though no matter how many bodies piled up, how long Agatha stayed by their corpses, Death stuck to her word and never showed her face to Agatha Harkness again. For the first time in the centuries of knowing one another, Agatha was no longer outrunning Death. Rio was outrunning, avoiding, the Witchkiller.
Moral of it? Agatha finally learns what it's like to be the one left behind, ignored, avoided. Being fed the bitter taste of her own medicine.
An AU one shot
Bookmarked by Tarlo
16 Jan 2025
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wanna try out some freaky positions? (have you ever tried this one?) by saturnreturn
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
24 Nov 2024
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Rio remembers the way her jaw slackened when Agatha first told her. "I should have bled two weeks ago." They’d been lying in bed together, nude, and Rio had traced her thumb across the pouch of Agatha’s bare stomach.
"I sense something stirring," Rio had whispered, and Agatha had sucked in a hopeful breath underneath her.
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Or, five times Rio takes care of a pent-up, pregnant Agatha.
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15 Jan 2025
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you should join my company! (that's a pyramid scheme.) by anencore
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
12 Jan 2025
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“Hi! We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty,” Agatha’s voice reached her ears and she had to roll her eyes at her fake cheery tone.
“Do you see any cars around?” Rio deadpanned.
“…No?”
“Exactly.”
Rio banged the door shut and against her judgment felt her lips tugging up at the way Agatha snorted behind the thick wood.
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Rio is a tired vampire and can't stand the weird saleswoman who keeps knocking on her door trying to sell some useless product despite being told to leave multiple times.
Bookmarked by Tarlo
15 Jan 2025
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“No way,” Rio said, crossing her arms defensively. “Good for you, get that bag, but I’ll figure something else out.”
Jen’s laughter bubbled up, bright and teasing. “Sweetheart, you’re so sheltered. These women aren’t crusty old grandmas in rocking chairs. They’re powerful, rich, and they smell like Chanel, not mothballs. Some of them are absolutely stunning.” She tilted her head, studying Rio as if sizing her up for auction. “You’d clean up if you stopped being so stubborn. They’d eat you alive—and pay you for the privilege.”
OR: Struggling bartender Rio stumbles into a sugar baby situation with CEO Agatha Harkness. She can't figure out what the woman wants from her, or why she's letting herself go along with it.
Series
- Part 1 of Sugar and Honey Verse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 99,149
- Chapters:
- 17/17
- Comments:
- 1,777
- Kudos:
- 6,033
- Bookmarks:
- 955
- Hits:
- 148,599
Bookmarked by Tarlo
15 Jan 2025