TataraIsQueen
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The laughter was reined in and reduced to what could best be described as a giggle fit. The king would even dare to call it adorable.
“My apologies! It’s been a while since I’ve had someone speak to me like that. And so witty, too! Why, if you were here now, I’d even buy you a drink before I’d rip your throat out!”
Lucifer snorted into the phone on reflex. “I’d like to see you try.”
“Oh ho! I’d happily take you up on that offer. Do you have a name, dear sinner?”
Said “sinner” was taken aback by the question. Alastor never asked for names. His grin broadened. “You can call me ‘Luci’.”
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In which a king finds a radio show to keep him company late at night.
For RadioApple Week Day 1: Late Night
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- Part 1 of Stripes' RadioApple Week
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Finally, Lucifer asked, “Did you get a tan?”
Alastor blinked. “Excuse me?”
“A tan,” Lucifer repeated.
Slowly, Alastor set down his book. “A tan?”
Lucifer huffed, tired of this pointless back and forth. “Yeah. You’re a few shades darker now.”
A couple beats passed before Alastor said, in the most puzzled voice Lucifer had ever heard from him, “I’ve always been this color?”
A snort. Lucifer sat on the arm of the chair, delightfully causing Alastor to scoot a few inches away. “No, Alastor, you were a few shades lighter yesterday.”
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Lucifer swears to God Alastor was lighter on October 28th.
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Lucifer ties Alastor up for a scene and leaves for a few minutes as a power play, only to end up accidentally forgetting Alastor for hours. Now Lucifer needs to get his apology through to an unforgiving Alastor, who hurts at being forgotten by the one he'd come to trust.
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Heaven (Won't) Help Us – But the Devil Might by MothballMilkshake
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
10 Mar 2026
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It felt like a bad dream, watching the King of Hell flapping his wings outside the huge window Vox had planted Alastor in front of, right before leaving to 'take care of more important matters'. A cosmic joke – that he would show up now, a look of almost absent curiosity on his face as his gaze roamed over the flashing LED's and the reflections of Pentagram City below.
A bad dream – or a nightmare, for Alastor's throat roiled with bitter bile when those eyes finally managed to pick him out amongst the other distractions. Lucifer's face lit up in a smug grin, the king drifting closer – close enough to tap on the glass like Alastor was some creature in a zoo.
His lip curled. He shouldn't have reminded himself of the phrasing.
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An alternate imagining of what could have happened after episode 4, for the angst enjoyers.
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- Part 47 of AppleRadio ONE SHOTS
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The Dad Detectives and: The Case of the Missing Cake! by MothballMilkshake for Justdoityoh
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
24 Mar 2026
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Chaos has struck the Hazbin Hotel. Worse than a war, worse than a murder - it's theft. Theft of the highest order. Theft of a carefully, lovingly baked cake. With Vaggi despairing over its loss, there are only two people capable of solving this crime. Or - one person and his very enthusiastic assistant.
Alastor will get to the bottom of this, weeding out lies and false alibis, pinning the guilt on the right person. Hey, it sure beats sitting in on another art therapy class.
But just who could the thief in their midst be?
Everyone's a suspect. Even Alastor himself.
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- Part 4 of RadioApple Shorter Form Multichapter