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    This is the summary.

    But honestly, can chaos truly be summarized?

    When 31 authors have no idea what they're doing, a summary is a futile endeavor. A summary violates all of our rights.

    Now, you walk into the chaos. Who knows what shall come out of it? Not even the creator can figure that out.

    Until then, have some mayonnaise along the way.

    Or, as the 31 authors would put it: Otto and Subaru hijinks. Chaos. Pure, delicious chaos.

     

    (If you are author, this story needs your help to be saved. Please.)

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    “This is Otto, my companion," Frufoo said. "He can understand us. It's really not a difficult concept-”

    Shaknar blinked, filtering out whatever else she was saying. Companion? Understanding...?

    “I'm borrowing him,” he said, and abruptly grabbed the man by his coat before taking off towards Julius.

    Or: Shaknar has always wanted to have an open, honest conversation with his rider and companion, Julius. Luckily, it seems he found a translator!

    ...and maybe, for his rider, something beyond that, too.

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    Her horn, huh?

    “Hey, Rem,” he said. She stopped and turned, looking at him expectantly. “Back during the wolgarm thing, you said something about their horns. What was it?”

    Maybe there was a way, after all.

    Or: Subaru comes up with an entirely different solution to deal with the Whale.

    ...he may not have thought this through.

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    Who is Natsuki Subaru?

    To some, he's Emilia's Knight. To others, he's an ex-noble, an infiltrator of the Witch Cult, a child soldier, a demi-human...

    Wait, what?

    Or: various people attempt to come to a conclusion about Natsuki Subaru's background. Surely a conversation will clear up any misconceptions.

    Right?

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    “It won't take too long,” Felix said, moving his hands towards exposed skin. “In a few sessions, nyour gate will-”

    Subaru flinched.

    Hard.

    Or: Subaru hasn't had great experiences with healing magic. This becomes painfully evident

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    “Barusu, make yourself useful and take this food to our prisoner.”

    Subaru stared at her, hand frozen halfway to peel another potato. “Since when do we have a prisoner!?”

    Or: Meili is captured at the end of arc 2. Subaru refuses to leave the assassin be.

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    “Puck, I...” His hand came up to clutch at his heart, and Puck wasn't sure he even noticed. “Up until now, I've died several times.”

    The room went dark, all of a sudden, the miasma surging once again, and a dark hand made its way to Puck.

    It passed through him harmlessly.

    Or: spirits are exempt from the taboo. This changes things

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    The abandoned hospital stood tall, foreboding, and ominous before Ken. The few intact windows glinted from the light of the moon, his own glasses doing the same, and not for the first time he questioned Miss Ayase’s methods.

    “I’m just saying,” he continued, trying to mask the way his voice was trembling as he stepped inside. “This seems more like a place to find ghosts, to be completely honest. Are you sure I’ll find aliens here?”

    ~~~

    Or: in another universe, Okarun is a fan of yokai while Momo believes wholeheartedly in aliens. This shouldn't change much.

    (It changes a lot)

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    Something was wrong.

    “You’re safe now.”

    Something was very, very wrong.

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    “I used to be a Marine,” he said eventually. “But I couldn’t stay. I… found out some things about them. About whose orders I was taking. So I deserted, and they left me like… like this,” he’d said, gesturing to the wound Izuku had seen earlier while the man was recovering in the infirmary. Izuku winced. “And now they call me a pirate, because that’s what they call anyone who rebels. But I’m not quite one of those, either. So I’m not sure what to call myself.”

    Izuku had scrunched his face in concentration, thinking hard. Eventually it was a single word he landed on, one he’d only ever heard in the stories his Mom liked to read to him.

    “A Hero,” he’d told the man. “You protected us today, and you did it because you wanted to. You’re a Hero.”

    Or: Izuku Midoriya doesn't want to be a Marine or a Pirate. He finds a path and a family regardless.

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    For Izuku, the forge was his sanctuary, but it wasn't his dream.

    And so, when one day he's given the chance to train under a real knight, he can't bring himself to refuse.

    But the journey to knighthood is not so easy, especially alone.

    Or: Izuku wants to become a knight. Yagi helps him achieve just that.

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    Neito first met Tomura when he was about nine and three quarters.

    The other boy had been wandering around, hair shaggy and skin dry and peeling. Neito had approached him, curious and small and oh so desperate for friends, and even now he remembered the look on his face. His eyes had been empty, back then; he’d lacked the spark he never seemed to go without, now, and his movements had been slow and despondent.

    He wanted to help him.

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    The first time Izuku brought a friend over, Inko thought she could cry.

    By the seventh all she felt was profound joy and an urge for adoption papers.

    Or: Inko slowly obtains a family, one kid at a time.

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    Toshinori knew better than anyone that he was past his prime.

    But his successor had come to him, with the story of a young girl, and he knew he had to help.

    Maybe just being there would help. Maybe being there would be enough.

    He never expected he'd end up fighting for his life.

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    As a reconnaisance hero, Nedzu wasn't very good at fighting, nor was he inclined to get involved in the more... physical parts of being a hero. So when he gets involved in a villain attack he soon finds himself helpless, fighting a losing battle against time and the viscous slime forcing its way down his throat.

    Before he loses consciousness, however, a green blur buys him valuable seconds. A small, quirkless green blur, to be exact; one filled with determination and intellect that are just begging to be refined by Nedzu's paws.

    Yagi just hopes the world will survive the encounter.

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    26/?
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    “You’re wrong.”

    And if Adam had thought her tone cold before, now it was glacial.

    “It’s not possible, and sinners are irredeemable. All of them. They take and they take and they take because they don’t know how to give. And if you try to help, if you offer them even the slightest slack, they eat their way through until you’re left with nothing.”

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    “Mr. Izuku Midoriya. Due to your previous academic records of misconduct we are unfortunately, at the present moment, unable to accept your application for the Hero Course here at UA. You will not be given an exam pass. We wish you luck on all further endeavors.”

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    He still remembered the countless hours spent learning Common, scouring the cultural documents for crumbs of information, and finally looking into the Universal Academy program for interspecies cadets, purely by chance. He remembered finding the requirements for admission, even more hours spent studying for the (allegedly) ruthless exams, even early mornings jogging to meet the minimum fitness requirements. And suddenly, five years after he’d begun, here he stood; on a human – Terran, they were Terran, now – shuttle headed to orbit, where an intergalactic ferry would be waiting to take him away.

    It was... terrifying.

    He couldn't wait.

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    "Do you ever miss the sun?" he asks.

    Yoichi doesn't know how to tell him he can barely remember the sun in the first place.

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    Shouto just wants a single normal, relaxing day.

    Is that too much to ask?

    (Apparently the answer is yes)

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    2,500
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    6
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    85
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    7
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