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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    "Ohhh, you're a dirty woman," Michael growls.

    "Thank you," Georgia says smugly.

    "You want to know whether I wanted to fuck your husband?"

    Georgia puts her finger between her lips and bites at it, her eyes trained on him, by way of response. Her excitement is palpable.

    "So?"

    🍸

    Or: The one in which Georgia Moffett Tennant has set her mind to something.

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    25 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    Once a year, Aziraphale and Crowley meet on Earth to discuss the development of the reincarnated Christ child.

    The problem is, they can't stop having sex instead.

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    19 Aug 2023

  3. Public Bookmark 91

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    Crowley loves Aziraphale. Aziraphale loves Crowley.

    Neither of them has the first clue what to do with their hands.

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    19 Aug 2023

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    “Crowley.”

    “Angel.”

    “What's wrong?”

    Crowley fidgets. “You can be really annoying sometimes, you know that." Aziraphale holds his silence. “I’m not… hurt.”

    “But you,” Aziraphale starts, then bites his lip. “You keep… flinching. Is it—has it always…?”

    “What?” Crowley’s face is really so lovingly expressive. “No! No, you—you’re fine. It’s me.”

    “Crowley,” Aziraphale says, exasperated, “explain.”

    “I, er, drank some poison. On accident.”

    “Oh! You should have told me earlier! What is it—do you need—“

    “Aziraphale. I’m not dying. But I,” and he swallows, and falls silent again.

    “Would you like me to guess?”

    “No! How would that be helpful? No.”

    “Well what is it then?”

    Crowley grumbles something. Aziraphale is quickly coming to the end of his very, very long, almost endless patience—he steps forward and grabs Crowley’s wrist and Crowley makes a noise.

    It all goes very still. Aziraphale stays frozen in place, staring at Crowley with wide eyes.

    “Are you,” he starts.

    “You’re not hurting me,” Crowley mumbles, his face in his hands. Aziraphale makes an inquisitive noise. “I said, you’re not hurting me.”

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    19 Aug 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 90

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    Aziraphale is gone.

    Crowley is left to figure out what to do. There's only one place he wants to be, but it's also the last place he wants to go to. When the Bentley takes him back to the bookshop anyways, Crowley accepts his fate and tries to figure out how to live his life without Aziraphale in it.

    What happens when Aziraphale comes back?

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    03 Aug 2023