ThatFuckingThing

A cartoon skeleton throwing their arms in the air out of frustration.



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    An accident in Brainstorm's lab brings Ratchet down to discover he's already there. Leave it to Brainstorm to mess with the multiverse. Two Ratchets quickly becomes three. How many Ratchets can the Lost Light handle?

    For the Transformers Reverse Minibang 2024

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Arthur grins at him, waves his chubby hand. "Father!" he says, because he knows he should be formal with his father. There is no Pa here, no Dad or Da.

    There's something shiny on his father's head. He points to it. "What's that?"

    "Prince Arthur!" hisses the woman holding him, but his father only chuckles. The woman relaxes, just slightly.

    "It's a crown, my son. One day, you will wear one just like it."

    Arthur tilts his head, curiously. "What colour is it?" He thinks it's grey, just a shade off of the silver of the swords. It's the same silver-grey as half of the household's shiny jewelry, a not quite true silver. He doesn't think he likes it.

    "It's gold," says his father. "There's a lot of gold here in Camelot, my son."

    Arthur nods his head, and labels that silver-ish colour gold in his mind.

     

    (Or: in a world where you can't see the colour of your soulmate's eyes until you meet them, Arthur can't see gold, and it makes his life as a prince much more difficult.)

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Still, his spark sank as Megatron slowly stepped back, that furious stare now incredulous, as if Optimus had done far more than inquire into his love life. “I cannot—you—after all this, you want me to look for a conjunx endura?”

    Optimus felt helpless. How was he supposed to tell Megatron any more clearly that he just wanted him to be happy? “If you want one, yes!”

    [Megatron is a bit of a romantic. Optimus needs clear communication, and ideally a tax form.]

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    07 Jun 2026

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    In which Jack continuously tries (and fails) to pass his driving test, and the Autobots try to help. If only they weren’t much better at fighting a war than teaching a human how to drive.

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    06 May 2026

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    An unexpected cold snap hits the base, and the kids get too chilly while playing in the snow. Even though he swears he doesn't care, Ratchet ends up going out of his way to warm them back up. In the end, this devolves into a giant cuddle puddle on the base floor. And Ratchet will STILL insist he hates the kids, as he does.

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    21 Apr 2026