Thats_Not_The_Point
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After the battle of five armies and before Thorin's burial. Bard the Bowman gifts to Thranduil the Emeralds of Girion and they capture a night of intimacy. I rewatched the movies recently, felt like writing a denouement for them both.
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23 May 2026
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I'm staring at the second chance they forgot about by akingnotaprincess for BiffElderberry
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
17 Jan 2018
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REPOSTED!!!
This was beyond anything Hux could fix.
Or
In which Hux and Kylo Ren try their best to sort out their feelings and get their shit together.
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When they reach their majority, every hobbit is encouraged to carve or forge a spoon that would be their Love Spoon. It’s a very sacred process as no talking can be done during the crafting of the spoon. All of their energy must be concentrated on pouring their hopes and dreams for the future into their spoon. Reflecting especially on what type of spouse would compliment them most, what type of marriage they hope to have, and what vows they would make to honor and cherish them. The symbols etched into their spoon would showcase all of this so that way when their future spouse used it for the first time, they knew exactly what they were getting out of this marriage. And that’s it. Once someone has taken a bite from a dish prepared by the spoon’s owner, they are married in the eyes of the Shire. The act is reciprocated, and the lucky couple move in together in marital bliss.
Bilbo agonized over his spoon. A spoon no one ever seemed to want, and he had accepted his fate at no one ever eating from. Then a company of dwarves invaded his dining room, and their leader took a bite...
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21 May 2026
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A Reminder Of Your Place by Fantasyinallforms
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
13 May 2026
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A new guard has taken his rising position as an excuse to grow closer to the future consort. After slighting Thorin and angering Bilbo, Thorin has decided to teach this Nilas a lesson he won't soon forget.
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19 May 2026
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Ballad Beneath the Mountain by notamystery3
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
11 Mar 2026
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Dis’s birthday means feasting, music, and dancing, but Bilbo gets pulled into the spotlight (and Thorin’s arms) before the night is through.
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18 May 2026