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  1. Public Bookmark 26

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    “How do you think he’d want it? Do you think I could make him beg?”

    “The…the weird guy?”

    “Fuck, no! Armand.”

    “Weird Guy was hot.”

    Daniel puts the ham-fisted political thriller he’s been perusing back on the wall-shelf and shifts toward the spinning display rack of bookmarks and postcards adjacent to the register. He wants to be close enough for it to be plausible, even excusable, for him to butt in when this turns uglier than it already is. He hasn’t seen Armand in months, let alone spoken to him. He’s still pissed beyond words, but he’s overheard one too many exchanges like this one. It’s Goth Girl’s and Poindexter’s unlucky night. He’s going to tear into them verbally at best, literally at worst.

    “Well, you can have fun with Weird Guy if he comes back,” Goth Girl says. “Armand is mine.”

    “Is he?” Daniel asks before he can stop himself, staring blankly over the rim of his shades.

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    13 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 52

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    “You know that we’ve been listening to what goes on in every room of this penthouse,” Rashid says quietly, finally speaking to Daniel again. “It’s not the…sensitive content of a little while ago that I’m here to discuss. It’s something you said to Armand beforehand.”

    “That’s reasonable of you,” Daniel says, swallowing hard. He’s not sure how to feel about the Talamasca having listened in real time as he literally fucked one of these vampires. Not only does everyone here suck, but they’re all depraved, too. “What did I say to him?”

    Rashid puts on that attitude of weary disdain that’s more amusing than it should be. “You told him that in an ideal world you’d need to speak to the other surviving eyewitness of the events leading up to the fire. If you were offered the chance to do so, would you take it?”

    Daniel feels that uncanny slippage again, but he thinks he gets it this time. His heart stutters in his chest with awed, terrible understanding. Wait a second, how does the full line go? Ticking, ticking, ticking—with the precision of a clock in a room as vast as the universe.

    “No way,” Daniel says in disbelief. “No fucking way.”

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    13 Jun 2026

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    “You good?” Katsuki asks, eyeing Izuku from across their kitchen. “You’ve been staring at that damn cup of coffee for five minutes.”

    Izuku blinks slowly. “Just thinking.”

    Katsuki raises a brow, turning back to his pan full of eggs very slowly. “... Thinking about what?”

    It’s silent for a few seconds. Then, very seriously, Izuku says, “About tying you to the bed and seeing how loud I can make you scream.”

    Katsuki’s hand spasms and he drops the spatula he was currently holding. “Excuse me?

     

    Or; Izuku is hit by a quirk that makes him say and do whatever’s on his mind. Unfortunately for Katsuki, Izuku’s mind is filled wall-to-wall with smut and Katsuki’s ass.

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    12 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 90

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    It's San Francisco, the summer of 1973. Young gay men are going missing in their dozens, and journalist Daniel Molloy wants to know why.

    Of course, he doesn’t expect to stumble across the perpetrator when he just wants to get a fix. He also (quite reasonably) doesn't expect the killer to be a vampire.

    Fifty years and an entire career later, he’s invited to Dubai. It’s a bad idea. Provoking Louis is a bad idea. Flirting with Armand is a bad idea.

    No one has ever accused him of being risk averse.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    "I know what a breakup looks like," Daniel says. "The better question is, why are you coming to me about it? I'm the one who broke up your little sham."

    "This is what humans do, don't they?" Armand asks, letting his voice drop. "Crashing on their friends' couches when there's a blip in their romances?"

    "Except we're not friends. We're actually very much not friends." Daniel shrugs, as if it's all the same to him. "And I can't imagine the great vampire Armand deigning himself to sleep on my fucked-up sofa. That thing's been here since the nineties."

    "Well," Armand only says. "I saw you have a guest bedroom."

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    08 Jun 2026