TheChickenPit

The chicken is pleased...



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    I'm posting my poetry stuff here for archive purposes and because writing stories isn't the only thing I enjoy~
    And since A03 is being a pain, I've just put this under Hetalia as I don't know what to do when posting original work. Sorry for those who come across this expecting Hetalia because it's not.
    My original work probably won't be viewed that often but I don't care as I am doing this for archive purposes.
    I guess this also means that only the people who visit my dashboard will see it.

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    Just a bunch of short drabbles with these two lovable idiots😄

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    After an extremely nasty divorce with his ex wife, Alfred is left to take care of Amelia all alone. It doesn't help that trouble is brewing in his quiet town, tearing him between raising his daughter and attending to his duties as a police officer. Life seems to take a turn for the better when a strange man shows up a his door. However, life was never meant to be easy.

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    As he stared down into the lumpy grey goop that was his evening rations, he contemplated whether it was really worth it.

    They’d come a very long way just for Grace to give up and die at the last hurdle, both physically and emotionally. The Tau Ceti system was a long, long way away now, and Grace had faced not one but two highly emotional suicide missions. Three, if you counted the time before he was given a military grade roofie and hucked into space without his memories.

     

    Rocky and Grace make it back to Erid! Huzzah!
    Now they have to navigate all of... that.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    Eridians fall in love hard.

    Humanity's not ready for just how far they'd go to keep only one of them happy.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    What do you want? Macaque thinks.

    Listen closely, his body seems to whisper, and all at once, Macaque becomes aware of another strange sensation stirring to life inside him, humming its arrival with a shiver. It’s not entirely unpleasant, but it aches somehow, aches in a restless sort of way, almost like loneliness, but if it were more...physical. Macaque instinctively raises his arms to wrap them around himself, squeezing his biceps gently, and somehow the feeling gets stronger as his body cries out for...something.

    He thinks...he wants somebody to touch him.

    Macaque’s body betrays him.

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    29 Aug 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 16

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    After the whole Azure Lion thing, MK starts feeling…strange. Obviously, he feels tired and groggy and overall just…not himself, but he also….there were flowers growing on his head. Bright, annoying flowers that felt like they were curling into his skin and digging straight into his skull.

    He doesn’t know why, and he doesn’t know where they’re coming from, but they won’t stop growing and it’s getting on his nerves and all he wants is for them to go away.

    But the problem?

    The solution is right in front of him, and he has no idea it’s there.

     

    AKA post s4 special dadsy fic because they mean everything to me

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    28 Aug 2025

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    You do not remember. Whenever you look, it is an empty space that stares back. Wu knows something, he knows what is covered by the silence but refuses to tell you in his wisdom.
    But you are not worried. This absence does less to tie you with anxiety and more to allow you to live freely without any cares or worries, following whichever wayward path you want until a hint points you in a direction. The ninja are here, too, but when they step towards you, they risk becoming just as lost as you.
    Ninjago x reader.

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    27 Aug 2025