TheExcuseGoose
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CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.***
Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.
But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?
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03 Jul 2026
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Demonology and the Tri-Phasic Model of Trauma: An Integrative Approach by Nnm
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
05 Oct 2019
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As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:
--His clothing was expensive and stylish;
--He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
--His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
--He looked angry;
--He was wearing sunglasses.What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?
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03 Jul 2026
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‘The Warrior Who Would Rather Not Fight’ by RoosjeM
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi (TV)
13 Jan 2025
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In which the Jedi Order disbands and the Jedi flee to all corners of the galaxy. Ben has been raising Luke and Leia on his own. He was hiding them well until a bunch of curious Mandalorians happen to get stuck on the planet he chose as a home. It wasn't his fault that their leader seemed fascinated by him.
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Aka Ben is a tired dad who is batting away Mandalorians while trying to keep his identity a secret from everyone.Series
- Part 10 of Mar writes Star Wars AU's
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27 Jun 2026
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The war is over. The Chancellor a necessary sacrifice for a Galaxy at Peace.
Now all Obi-Wan has to do is find that peace he's spent the past three years fighting for.
Small moments on the path towards healing, towards peace.
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- Part 1 of Slices of Happiness
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26 Jun 2026
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R2-D2 Saves the Galaxy (Okay, so Obi-Wan helps a little) by kj_feybarn
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
15 Feb 2023
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R2-D2 was hoping for a little bit of excitement when he was sent with Mistress Padme and Little Ani as part of Mistress Padme's protection. That was not what he got.
Now, Jedi Kenobi is clearly in trouble. As far as R2 can see, the best way to keep Mistress Padme safe is to save Jedi Kenobi.
Clearly, R2-D2 is the droid for the job.
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15 Jun 2026