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A Friendship is Born by TheFantasyPedantic
Fandoms: S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series)
06 Jul 2024
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Inspired by one of Lighthouse's "how they met" lists, I decided to go with this one, tweaked a little: "Alex and Morgan meet at a bar." Alex is scaring everyone away from their table with their presence alone, and Morgan just sat down across from them in the only empty chair left in the building. Heroes are mocked, and an unlikely friendship is born!
** This is going to be part one of... I think a 3? Part series? About the development of Alex and their relationships over time. Now with a chapter estimation instead of question marks!**
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- Part 1 of Fate's Gambit: An S&D Tier Tale
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Divorce Hurts by TheFantasyPedantic for Maya_Al_Azif
Fandoms: S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series)
04 Jul 2024
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The divorce arc had me in a fucking choke hold, so here you go. This is what I was obsessing over before the two leading clowns figured out they're both fighting for second place at the circus, and suck at communicating.
This is just a one shot, and I don't know if I'll be putting this arc in Fate's Gambit, but here it is anyway.
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Morgan's Apartment by TheFantasyPedantic
Fandoms: S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series)
25 Apr 2023
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So I got tired of not being able to keep my own setting straight, so I made a rough floor plan of Morgan's apartment.
Feel free to use this as a reference when you read my fics, or just take it for your own fic purposes, I don't mind. It just helps me keep everything straight in my head, 'cause we spend a LOT of time in Morgan's apartment, y'know?
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Can't stop, won't stop grooving by TheFantasyPedantic
Fandoms: S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series)
03 Dec 2022
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Alex is having a fantastic day fighting the Chastisers, just grooving along to his tunes.
Morgan and Barnaby are watching the fight on the news, and Morgan recognizes a familiar beat in Alex's movements.
**Now with its own canon episode credit!! Ahhh!! go watch it!!!**
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- Part 2 of Fate's Gambit: An S&D Tier Tale
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So a Viking sneaks into a dragon's lair... by TheFantasyPedantic
Fandoms: S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series)
15 Nov 2022
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Legends tell of a great wyrm that lives in the side of a volcano, far from any other living thing. This beast has burned hundreds of villages, sunk thousands of ships, and its hoard contains more wealth than all the great kings combined. But one night, a lone figure creeps into the lair, searching for a single artifact. The lost crown of a mythic king, said to have been the bravest and greatest of all Norsemen. A Viking without parallel, revered almost as a god.
But the dragon's lair might not be quite as empty as it seems, and there's more to this painfully average thief than meets the eye.
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A short one shot for my favorite Villain Sitcom, for its one year anniversary. The theme was 'Vikings', and I got inspired by the dragon hoard jokes that Alex and Morgan made right before the Hostage Negotiation video. Enjoy!
Now updated with a short chapter 2!
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Fate's Gambit: An S&D Tier Tale by TheFantasyPedantic
Fandom S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series)
06 Jul 2024
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*Edit*: It turns out that this is 50% Marauders backstory, 25% Harry, and 25% The Slowest of Burns
I don't know if this "Harry Potter raised by Sirius Black (and Remus Lupin)" fic featuring Indian Harry Potter, Pakistani Sirius Black, trans Remus Lupin, and the importance of chosen family is the fanfiction we needed, but it might be the one we deserve.
Driven by the mighty need for a loving family and explicit representation.
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Bookmarked by TheFantasyPedantic
05 Oct 2025
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“Can’t sleep?”
Sirius’s throat tightened. He didn’t trust his voice, so he just nodded, the movement barely more than a dip of his head. Remus blinked blearily up at him, his dark eyes catching just a sliver of light.
He didn’t ask why.
He never did.
Instead, without another word, he shifted. Scooted back. Pulled the blanket away on one side, making space the way he always did when Sirius needed it, needed him.
Bookmarked by TheFantasyPedantic
19 Sep 2025
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Prepare the tea, hide the evidence, love Moony, don't look back.
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A musing on madness, degeneration, and unwittingly inheriting the future you feared.
Bookmarked by TheFantasyPedantic
18 Sep 2025
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Darkly romantic and a lot unhinged, but absolutely in character for our bright star.
I loved it.
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But Remus’s birthday?
That’s sacred.
Remus’s birthday means cheap beer, terrible pub quizzes, and sitting on the kitchen floor at 3AM talking about bad tattoos and what it means to still be alive. Remus’s birthday means mismatched fairy lights sporadically strung through the flat, a playlist Sirius updates all year, and a cake he claims is homemade but definitely isn’t.
It means the two of them, side by side, at the heart of it all.
It does not mean Benjy fucking Fenwick
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This is the story I think about before I go to sleep at night, so why not write it eyh. Basically, this is Remus turning 30 and thinking he should have his shit together hence dating Benjy the beige. Sirius, obviously, has had a revelation, about 6 months too late, that he's deeply in love with Remus. Whatever will he do....(lol spiral)
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Bookmarked by TheFantasyPedantic
18 Sep 2025
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The moment their mouths touched, Remus forgot how to breathe.
It was slow. Filthy. A punch to the gut. Sirius kissed like he knew Remus wanted to be ruined. He tilted his head, licked into Remus’s mouth, moaned softly when Remus finally, finally gave in and tugged him closer.
No, not kissed—devoured.
It wasn’t sweet. It wasn’t gentle.
It was filthy.
Bookmarked by TheFantasyPedantic
17 Sep 2025
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More people need to read this masterpiece. Like, yesterday.