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Better Than We Believe by TheFrenchPea
Fandoms: Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Super Mario Bros. (Video Games)
27 Jun 2026
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It had been months since Bowser last made a kidnapping attempt. Because of what happened with the last kidnapping, Bowser is determined to get rid of the brothers once and for all. To complete his plans, he kidnaps Luigi. But deep seated feelings of owed debts continue to resurface, and we get to see how Bowser and Luigi react off of one another.
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Their plan had worked! Patton had successfully summoned the creature from the book (with help from his partners), Roman's strength was restored, and most importantly, everyone survived! Now beginning again with a renewed drive for life, the four find that who they had summoned months ago truly meant it when he promised to see them again. Janus finds these four mortals interesting to play with and is not letting them go so easily.
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- Part 2 of Life Under the God of Lies
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Unable to sink any lower and without a single coin to their name, Roman, Logan, Patton and Virgil decide to summon.... something. The book of magic they "found" is cryptic, difficult to decipher, but it is their last shot. Regardless of whether it is a god or demon, it is drawn to the humans that have managed to summon it.
Each side festers with an individual problem, while trying to simultaneously fix each other's. Our group is a mess but at least it's an enjoyable mess.
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- Part 1 of Life Under the God of Lies
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Virgil is a washed-up knight who, after receiving a devastating career ending wound during a duel, has been out of luck and out of hope. His partners who usually join him on quests, are in the same boat with their frontliner down. Times are tough but Patton has come across a book that might help. His draconic is rusty, maybe that word means "chickens?" This word might mean "south?" Logan is hesitant and Roman is feigning confidence, but if it means getting new strength and being able to keep a roof over their head, Virgil will try anything.
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Heyo! I horde things and that includes writing, so these are scenes that were written in the dead of midnight and were promptly removed when the sun came up. But they aren't bad, and I kinda like them but they don't fit the vibe of the other story.
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Zoochosis by ArkoftheOutlaws
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026)
10 Jul 2026
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Zoochosis (noun):
An abnormal condition of captive animals that is characterized by repetitive sometimes self-destructive behaviors and is held to be caused by the stress of captivity.With the danger of starvation long over, Grace should be happy. The predictability of his new life promised peace and contentment, but predictability has turned into monotony. Earth animals do not do well under such conditions, as the Eridians are about to learn.
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- Part 1 of Ark's Aliens: A PHM Series
Bookmarked by TheFrenchPea
11 Jul 2026
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An innocent curiosity that gets out of hand.
An obsession that takes a turn, and a deal with the devil.
All the right things to make this situation go terribly wrong, but when you have nothing to lose, how much worse could things possibly get?
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"You're so pretty."Huh?
Was this thing being serious right now?
He felt bile rise up in the back of his throat. He'd been saved by an obsessed lunatic who thought he was pretty? He ran a hand through his hair. How was his life just seemingly getting worse? This isn't what he wanted! He would've actually preferred to be in hell now over this. "Let me go, you psychopath!"
A claw reached out and poked under his chin. Not cutting or stabbing into the flesh, merely resting against the soft skin. "Let's make a deal."
"A deal?"
"Stay here. Don't fight me on anything and simply enjoy yourself. Don't think too much in to things. If you're still not happy and wish to leave, I'll allow it."
"S-stay here with you?"
"Yes."
"What if I say no?"
"Then the deal is void and you stay here indefinitely."
(Bowuigi- Bowser x Luigi)
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Bookmarked by TheFrenchPea
08 Jul 2026
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Gasoline by TheeePunkin
Fandoms: Super Mario & Related Fandoms, The Super Mario Movies (Illumination Movies), Super Mario Bros. (Video Games)
13 Jul 2026
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“If you don’t leave this room right now,”, Bowser breathed, and came closer, until their foreheads met and Luigi wasn’t sure whether he was even still alive anymore. “I will jump down this balcony to become big again and I will kiss you senseless, consequences be damned.”
Luigi forgot how to breath, head swimming with all the ideas that sentence gave him.
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What if there had been more than just a book club? What if Bowser and Luigi had been friends, and in love, and everything in between- before Junior appeared and their world got turned upside down?(canon can go fuck itself, this is my playroom now & I will whack them around like barbie dolls for as long as I want)
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Bookmarked by TheFrenchPea
06 Jul 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Just a real awesome, developing relationship between Luigi and Bowser. Good writing, nice flow, great personalities. Chapter 6
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Rocky The Human Whisperer by GoneNotForgotten
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
29 Jun 2026
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It's been two years since Grace and Rocky arrived on Erid, and boy have things been busy. Between nearly dying, getting married, and becoming one of the most important scientific resources on the planet, Grace has had a lot to adjust to. After a bit of workshopping, the gang is finally ready to head out on their first Eridian road trip!
And so, of course, that's when the universe finally decides to send Grace another human.
With a scientific conference coming up, Grace can't exactly cancel his plans. Who better to babysit the new human than the first Eridian to ever make contact with one? Rocky stays behind to help the new human, Simon, adjust to life on Erid. Simon may not be so happy about this arrangement...
Bookmarked by TheFrenchPea
01 Jul 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
A super sweet start to a Grace/Rocky/Adrian ship story, but low and behold... Simon enters the chat 👀
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I Might Have [Loved You] by TwistyTrash
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026)
09 Jul 2026
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Nothing's given without a price, and Simon has just figured out what life in paradise will cost.
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AKA: Grace tries to give Simon everything he could ever want while living on Erid, and Simon thinks it only lasts so long as he gives Grace what he wants.
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Smut starts chpt 4Series
- Part 2 of I Want You To Know
Bookmarked by TheFrenchPea
25 Jun 2026