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Montana hired Max Dillon to take care of some electrical repairs at his bar. What he hadn't accounted for, was that he'd be incredibly attracted to said electrician and want nothing more then to fuck him.
He gets his way with things.
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Montana comes home from a pretty shitty day from both his jobs. Luckily Electro knows just the way to make him feel better.
- Essentially just some casual sex between Electro and Montana
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Just Electro and Montana messing with each other at the back of Montana's bar
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Hoffman reflects on his relationship with Strahm, Strahm does too.
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Just a short coffinshipping poem inspired by "He's My Man" by Luvcat
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“Can’t believe I let you talk me into this,” Sniper repeated in disbelief, glancing over at the man in his passenger seat.
“Thank you,” Spy said with all the presumptuousness of someone forcing a favour. The suit jacket had come off in deference to the Australian summer heat, as had the poncy cufflinks that had their own little case. Spy’s shirtsleeves had been rolled up, and like Victorian ladies and their ankles, that bit of unfamiliar skin kept drawing Sniper’s eyes. If Spy had undone his collar and tie, Sniper may well have crashed. Not that there was much to crash into out here.
“You hate the van,” Sniper said, as he’d said many times before, forcing himself to look back at the road.
“The things I must do to have ‘a local bloke’ accompany me,” bemoaned Spy.
(Vaguely during comic 7 timeskip. Sniper helps Spy out with a mission. The local wildlife are less helpful.)
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12 Jun 2026
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"Um. Are we friends?"
Purple and Red were more than friends in their internship days. Suddenly, the question of their relationship is infinitely more nuanced.
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- Part 2 of astrid's skeldiverse
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09 Jun 2026
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Strahm and Hoffman attend a wedding and things get violent real fast.
If Strahm had known Hoffman was going to be at the wedding he would’ve made his wife call in to say he’d passed away. If Hoffman had known Strahm was going to be there he would’ve brought a knife (not for the cake).
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02 Jun 2026
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Spamton G. Spamton and Anthony Tenna want to seal the deal. Becoming the co-star of TV Time wasn’t exactly in his plans, but with Tenna’s insistence he just couldn’t say no, despite the ominous warnings he’d received from his benefactor. Whatever happens, happens.
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30 Mar 2026
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“I could have shot you.” Peter says, because it’s easier than saying: where have you been, did you ever get a medical professional to look at your cheek, I missed you.
Peter Strahm and the last man standing.
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12 Mar 2026