TheRightPurpleElves
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- World of Warcraft (19)
- Life on Mars (UK) (7)
- Warcraft III (5)
- Scooby Doo - All Media Types (2)
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“Listen? Listen to what? You undermining me just as I've found my feet at this school? I could teach them physiotherapy, sports, that's fine- but I've never even seen a play! The closest I've ever been to a theatre is a surgery for a broken foot! WHAT DO I KNOW ABOUT DRAMA?!”
“How to create it,” Anasterian mumbles.
-0-0- Aka the teacher AU. Sylvanas is forced to step in and cover Jaina's drama class, except of course, the theatrics won't stop there.
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Jaina blinks twice at the screen. The in-game message is still there, still visible, not a caffeine-induced 2am hallucination as she'd hoped it might be.
So she fumbles for the mouse to click the user ID instead of blinking at it some more.
Username LindsayRavensun. Character: Bansheequeen-Quel'Thalas [70 Forsaken Archer]
Mutual Friends: Noneor: the one where Jaina solves the cold case of her husband's former partner
Title: 'Blood Red Sky', from the Seth Lakeman album 'Poor Man's Heaven' (a BANGER of a Sylvanas song)
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- Part 1 of Poor Man's Heaven
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to feel your words and their sharp sting (and i'm getting fucking tired) by TheRightPurpleElves
Fandoms: World of Warcraft, Warcraft III
26 Sep 2025
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"You were a little light on the details in my summons, Prince Arthas- have you sent someone to hunt it before?”
Arthas' mouth twists. “I went personally to hunt the beast and protect the people of Lordaeron.”
“And how did that go?”
Silently, gritting his teeth all the while, Arthas reaches down and hefts up what's left of his shield.
Jaina's lip curls up.
“Understood,” she says.
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aka Jaina, the Blade of Kul Tiras, is summoned to solve Prince Arthas' monster problem. But this is no run of the mill siren or ogre. This monster is altogether more... nuanced.
(title is from Paris Paloma's 'labour')
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Jaina tries to drink her sorrows away at a saloon. An aspiring outlaw offers her another round.
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Cross That Bridge When We Come To It by TheRightPurpleElves
Fandoms: World of Warcraft, Warcraft III
25 Jul 2025
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The Windrunner Village Ban'dinoriel Toll Road stands empty, shadowed by the ancient wall behind it, the road curling round before it as though supplicating to its stony glory. Around it stands the equally quiet village centre, overshadowed by the Spire in the far left, its old stone facade dreary with hundred-year-old dirt; Vereesa is sending memes to Lirath almost non stop on the family group chat, Lireesa is warning them both to get on with their schoolwork before she sends their father to turn the wi-fi off, and Sylvanas stares sightlessly out of the window, the empty vehicle ledger open in front of her.
She's unlikely to get any traffic this late anyway. It doesn't matter.
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aka Jaina and Arthas make an accidental entry into Quel'Thalas. Sylvanas, the guardian of Windrunner Village, takes the pretty Kul Tiran lady and her friend under her wing.