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  1. Public Bookmark 47

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    “Lorroakan is unworthy of you,” he says. Rolan sneers, but for once, he doesn’t fight him on the point. “He’s a brute, and a coward.”

    Gale allows himself a smirk, just a small one. “And tomorrow, we’re going to kill him.”

    His golden eyes blow wide for a moment. Then, of all things—he laughs. Bitter, ugly, heavy.

    "No, you're not.”

    In which one touch-starved wizard meets one sardonic, yearning wizard and they finally stop dancing around each other after murdering a different wizard. Get loved, idiots.

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    19 Nov 2025

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    unconscionably good. wizard magic so sexy

  2. Public Bookmark 61

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    “I’ve been in town about two weeks now,” he starts. Cecil nods enthusiastically. “And I keep hearing… okay, it’s just. Whatever, I just keep hearing people call each other their husbands and wives?”

    Cecil takes a sip, waiting for more, and then tugs his straw out of his mouth when he realizes that’s all he’ll get without prompting. “Yep,” he agrees, popping the last letter. “That’s what people call each other when they’re married in Night Vale. Is it the marriage thing that’s confusing? I know it’s kind of an outdated concept, it started back when families would exchange blood to merge—”

    “No, I understand what marriage is. That exists outside of this town,” Carlos interrupts. “I mean that I keep hearing two woman call each other their wives. Or two men call each other their husbands.”

    “Mhm,” Cecil murmurs, folding his hands under his chin as he nods. “They’re married, then.”

    “Cecil,” Carlos finally snaps, frustrated that he’s not being understood. Cecil furrows his brow, and somehow his third eye even looks concerned. “That’s not legal here.”

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    25 Mar 2026

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    i think about this all the time

  3. Public Bookmark 70

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    My heart is a fish, hiding in the water-grass. Five times Seivarden could have left, and didn’t.

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    11 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 44

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    The first thing he sees is the steaming breakfast in front of him. The next is Gale of Waterdeep.

    “Not you,” Rolan groans.

    Or, an Act II remix where Gale and Rolan can't escape each other's orbit.

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    17 Nov 2025

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    I’m going to FLING MYSELF into the ABYSS!!!!!!! One of the best gales I’ve ever read and honestly just one of the best wizards overall

  5. Public Bookmark 78

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    “We ventured too far, considering our unexpectedly low number.” Essek turns his face against the light, as if to let it cleanse some unwanted quality from his expression. Instead, he looks carved in bone, immortalized in frowning marble. “There were … traps. Perfectly clever ones. Still functioning.”

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    Essek tries and fails and tries to save the man he loves.

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    13 Sep 2025

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    I LOVE FUCKED UP WIZARD MAGIC !!!