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    The older assassin nodded and suddenly the Trickster was wearing that grin of his again.

    “Then I can tell you someone broke him out. I’ve never seen the Black Crosses in such disarray. And as you certainly know, it was not an Assassin.”

    Dean clenched and unclenched his fists, evening his breath. Having the Black Crosses after his ass was bad enough, them being the most skilled fighters among the templars, but this conversation was starting to worry him even more. Was there a third faction in this war of theirs? He was all for banding against the templars, but it wouldn’t be that easy. They weren’t that lucky.

    “I think,” The Trickster continued, “it was somebody in the Order. A rebel faction, maybe, or somebody who wants to use the Assassins to gain power. It’s not unheard of, really. But I’m positive you are not in their team, Winchester, so…”

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    31 Mar 2018

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    awesome

  2. Public Bookmark 70

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    Phil's Dad owns a small photography business. Daniel Howell, academy-award winning actor decides that Lester's Portraits is the best place to get his head-shots for his portfolio. He expects to get his pictures taken, but what he doesn't expect is the photographer's son to be so captivating. No one else has treated Dan this normal since the beginning of his acting career. Maybe that's just what Dan needs, a friend who is there for him, and not for his status.

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    02 Apr 2017

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    The bEst and MOst CUTE AND CHEESY FIC EVER

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    Michael and Lucifer are currently fighting over the peas.

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    06 Nov 2016

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    Fluff >.

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    What do you get when you add Firefighter!Dean to standoffish-Doctor!Castiel?

    A thousand other fics, you say?

    Aaaand what’s your point exactly??!?!

     

    Dean likes his doctor, but his doctor doesn’t like him.

    Accidental friendship ensues, heartwarming bonding type moments occur, and oops!friends become best!friends.

    But best friends aren’t supposed to feel the way Dean feels about Castiel. He knows this. So he ignores all the things that he can’t help feeling. When he sits and watches a movie with his best friend or when they are arguing about which method of coffee brewing is best, he pointedly doesn’t look at his friends lips, or the adorable way he tilts his head when he doesn’t understand.

    Dean ignores his feelings.

    That’s the way he knows how to keep his best friend.

    Just ignore the butterflies.

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    09 Oct 2016

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    Awesome.

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    Just your average 199-part crack/fluff series with a side of plot.

    Starring Michael, Lucifer, Gabriel, Castiel, Dean, Sam, Adam, a missionary named Bob, the long-suffering Officer Good, many nameless dogs, one cat with several names, and a family of ducks. What could go wrong?

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    28 Sep 2016

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    Adorableness Embodied in a fic