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"It was during one of my missions that I said I wouldn’t feel too upset if Supervisor Leonide died in front of me. Then she actually did die in front of me, and it turns out I got a little upset."
Janity's father appears to be hunting her down. Murderbot doesn't feel responsible for her, and is helping for completely unrelated reasons.
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- Part 1 of FEMININOMENON
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Mission Report 1312 by The_Onion for CactuarTamer
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
01 Feb 2026
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PresAux wants to do a dangerous mission. Murderbot runs into an acquaintance. Gurathin and Ratthi suck at playing a couple.
"Right. And that concludes my ongoing presentation on why no one should go to planets, ever."
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“My family is in a cult,” he finally said.
Veronika’s reply was instant. “Your Roman Catholic family? Well, yes.”
“Not them.” V rubbed his face. “My birth family.”
// An ex-yu drag king gets a job offer. Ghost gets a new frontman.
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Telling secrets there on the mattress by The_Onion
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
09 Jul 2025
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Tlacey's ComfortUnit makes it to Preservation. Indah investigates some dubious contracts. Murderbot originates accidental wingmanning.
"At least Perihelion is no longer around to witness any of this."
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- Part 4 of super graphic ultra modern
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"There’s only one reason for a solicitor to be talking to indentured workers. An attempted union is the last thing this project needs, but thankfully, you did not make supervisor without learning how to nip such matters in the bud. You can list instigator strategies in her sleep. You know how they like to sign up in numbers to easier poison a workforce.
You’ll have them sorted by midday."Leonide gets another opportunity to go head-to-head with the annoying academics. Surely this time will go well for her.
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Tlacey's ComfortUnit returns (and dates Murderbot's lawyer) (the extended universe)
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not a song, an outburst by The_Onion
Fandom ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
22 Apr 2019
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just another jjba x-men AU. you know how it is
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THE GREAT JFK ASSASSINATION REENACTMENT AND GUN SAFETY LESSON! by virginmaryabortion
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
12 Jul 2026
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What's the best way for Pomni to deal with the aftermath of a messy argument, lots of gun violence, and heavyhanded implications about Jax's repressed transfemininity? Getting forced into reenacting the assassination of former US President John F. Kennedy!
Now, who's ready to learn a valuable lesson about US history, gun safety, and transmisogyny in cartoons?
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Everyone Can Tell by virginmaryabortion
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
03 Jul 2026
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Pomni's grief drags her to her breaking point, but before she abstracts, Jax manages to get through to her--and somehow de-abstracts in the process.
Now there's a whole lot of interpersonal issues and emotional baggage to get through. Yay!
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alternative summary: butch/femme funnybunny reckoning with the effects of transmisogyny and having either a slow burn or a really fast burn, depending on what i end up feeling like. the M rating is precautionary because i know where we're going here.
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[Fanart] Leonide Gets Turbo-Fired (2026, colourised) by broken_risk_assessment_module for The_Onion
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
01 Feb 2026
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A fan art + microfic gift for the 2026 Murderbot Diaries New Year Gift Exchange!
Leonide has to begrudgingly turn to PresAux and ART's crew for help in the aftermath of System Collapse.
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Hanging Out is a Joint Operation by musicofthespheres
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
30 Jul 2025
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First Three is late getting back to Preservation, then its social calendar seems to be full all the time.
Murderbot's disappointed, but it's not like it can just ask Three to spend time with it. Besides, if Three wanted to hang out, it would say so. Right?
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Or: 5 times Murderbot won't admit it likes spending time with Three, and 1 time it finally gets over itself and does.
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With art by Errantry and homosekularnost
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Bookmarked by The_Onion
31 Jul 2025
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two secunits, both on preservation. taking six chapters to hang out because theyre not used to this (ft my art!)
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"Pin-Lee was not an optimist.
That being said, she had just survived a several hundred meter fall with only a few scratches and one heck of a bruised shoulder."Pin-Lee and Leonide have to work together to escape a cave system after an accident on the latest survey.
For the 2025 Murderbot reverse big bang.
Based on the art by onion_unofficial.
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Bookmarked by The_Onion
17 Jul 2025
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pin-lee and leonide go spelunking (low-stress) (friendly outing) (dont worry about the ants)