13 Bookmarks by The_printer_licker
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People You Know To People You Don't by lefttesticalofbelisarius
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
05 Jun 2026
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“Reverse it, do something!”
“It’s irreversible, something impossible must happen for him to remember you.”
“Alastor come on, shouldn’t you be happy? He won’t bother you anymore.” Charlie said.
“He wasn’t bothering me.” Alastor said as he became a more normal size. “He hated me and I hated him. It was perfect! You refuse to acknowledge it Charlie but love is not the only emotion that brings caring about someone. You have to care for someone to hate them too! He cared about me enough to hate me! I care about him enough to hate. But now? Now he doesn’t hate me. He won’t bother me. He doesn’t care enough! But I still hate him. I still care about him enough to hate. Where does that leave me? What am I now? He calls me Mister! Not my name, not my nickname, fucking Mister like I am someone who he stumble upon on his morning walk!
“He wants my attention? Well he fucking got it, congratulations!”
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After season 2, Vox erases his memories of Alastor and makes it impossible for them to get triggered but Alastor takes the challange and befriends him again to make him remember. Feelings get involved again…
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- English
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- 193,430
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- 48/48
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16 Jun 2026
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Mmmmmm yummy static silence I barely see any of it nowadays so it’s refreshing to see Alastor suffer for once
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Vincent Whittman, a young failed Broadway actor, turned to television to become the brightest star and trailblazer.
However, fate had other plans for his path to stardom...
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16 Jun 2026
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Ts is so creative. Where does one even come up with such an idea? WE LOVE NIFFTY
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Alastor's Accidental Acquisition of a Housewife by eggcats
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
09 May 2024
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How Alastor and Vox met - you've heard of accidental sugar daddy Alastor? How about accidental "I think I kidnapped myself a house-husband" Alastor, and a Vox who just discovered he's really Into being a housewife?
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- Part 1 of My Housewife Vox Agenda
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“It’s quite the opposite, actually. I’ve come to help you,” Alastor said, as if it wasn’t the most ridiculous thing Vox had ever heard.
“How stupid do you think I am?”
“Exceedingly so,” Alastor smirked and Vox scowled. He’d walked right into that one.
Alastor held up his hands in a sassy, little shrug. “But as I told you earlier, you helped me break a chain that’s been a thorn in my side for a very long time. So I believe I owe you more than a simple thank you. Look, I even brought you a gift.”
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Vox is forced to deal with the consequences of his failed takeover of Heaven in the worst way he can imagine. Being left alone with his own thoughts. Thankfully, his arch rival and old crush Alastor shows up to distract him.
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- 44/?
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19 May 2026
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They are so gay it physically hurts me THE DANCES along with the videos of the people actually dancing top-tier. I just love it when they randomly break out into dance. It full’s my heart with so much joy.
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- Beloved marine biologist and television personality, media proclaimed “Shark Whisperer”, Vincent Whittman, pronounced dead this afternoon, July 9th, 1955, at approximately 3:35pm Eastern Standard Time, following a violent frenzy that broke out during a live programming block for this year’s annual Maritime Summer event. America mourns one of its brightest stars tonight following this tragedy -
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I had this thought of, "What if Vox was a marine biologist when he was alive instead of working for a news station?" and then it spiraled out of control from there. This AU has gotten so elaborate, so buckle up buttercup! You're in for a wild ride!
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In 1933 Alastor manages to summon a demon with a rectangular, glowing head who keeps staring at him like he can't decide between tearing him apart and worshipping him at his feet.
Meanwhile, Vox just blew up himself and the entire universe and suddenly stands before a second chance. He simply has no idea what that second chance entails.
In other words: The demon Vox and human Alastor time travel roadtrip fic that spiralled and suddenly gained a plot
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- English
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- 123,875
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- 15/?
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09 Apr 2026
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Alastor moves in to a new place, his neighbor Vox is in trouble and Alastor doesn't stand for injustice.
Maybe he falls in love too, idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Btw Pete, the BF, is racist and sexist and plain gross so warning you now for that sort for thing. Chapter one is his POV and it'll be in other chapters too
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- Part 9 of Radio Static 📻📺
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08 Mar 2026
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After his big plan to rule the heavens goes down in flames, Vox finds himself powerless and out of luck. With no influence left and nowhere else to go, he somehow ends up at the Hazbin Hotel — and to his absolute horror, he’s stuck working there as the new receptionist.
He hates the job, he hates the guests, and he really hates that deer-looking sinner who won’t stop smirking at him. Most of the others have already lost their patience with him, but Charlie still insists on believing there’s some good left in him.
Of course, just when things couldn’t get worse, new problems start showing up at the hotel... and it doesn’t matter how much Vox complains, he’s getting dragged into it anyway.
New chapters every week-ends
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- English
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07 Mar 2026
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About a month after Vox's failed takeover of Heaven, Baxter drags in his dismembered body through the hotel lounge. The sight leaves Alastor to wonder what has become of Vox, so he gets an idea and decides to pay him a visit. The two strike a deal, and now Vox has his body back, but he is stuck at the hotel, and Alastor gets to bask in his humiliation. Vox slowly realises something is going on behind the front. Alastor puts on, and what was once an unrequited love on Vox's end might not be so unrequited anymore.
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Vox regrets making a deal with Alastor at first, and somehow, things start looking up for the two of them.
Chapters Written: 70/?
Chapters Posted: 64/?
Chapters w/Art: 2,3,4,5,7,10,11,15,16,19,21,
23,27,29,31,33,34,36,38,40,42,44,49,51,55- Language:
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- 64/?
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07 Mar 2026
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It was the spring of 1951, when Alastor LaFleur was invited to another yearly gala that he didn't intend on going too.
He was fine, living in his perfect little world. The Voice of New Orleans is what they called him. Everyone in the south could recognize him from the sound of his voice alone. He didn't need another little get-together about how great he'd become.
But this year's gala is different, new people, new forms of entertainment. Bigger, better, louder. And a new rising star from the world of Television. Vincent Whittman, this year's gala host, intends to take the media world by storm. His ruthless appetite for attention would make for a dangerous competitor, seeing as his major talking point is the merging of TV and Radio.
Both are ambitious, manipulative, and far more comfortable with blood on their hands than polite society would ever suspect.
Killing each other would solve a lot of problems.
Unfortunately, it turns out they might be far more dangerous working together.
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MurderMedia Toxi old man yoai
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07 Mar 2026
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New Orleans, 1933.
Vincent Whittman’s assignment (punishment) seems simple enough: recruit Mr. Alastor Hartfelt, the city’s famed radio star.
But his trip derails the moment he meets the man dressed in a smile too sharp, with secrets too deep, and a presence that hums with something far beyond him.
One broken ritual binds them for decades, pulling them back to each other again and again, to the one soul neither can quite break away from.- Language:
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- 10/18
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07 Mar 2026
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“Go on, then,” she enticed, voice low and velvety as her fingers wrapped around the blade, drawing it tighter against her throat. “What are you waiting for? This is your big moment, isn’t it?” She watched, mesmerized as the blade split her skin, merlot rivulets of blood trailing down her neck.
“How are you not scared?” she managed to grit out, body thrumming with that vague, urgent need that she was dying to give into. Still, for whatever reason, she couldn’t move.
“Why would I be scared of you, hm? You can’t even look at me,” she hummed, shoulders shifting against the wall. She could practically feel her gaze tearing into her as she waited, hands still resting on the blade of the knife, a silent dare. “Come on, Victoria, there’s no reason to be bashful now!”. . .
Or: I've made a semi-convoluted AU where Vox and Alastor are women (but more importantly, active serial killers) in the 1950s.
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07 Mar 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
I LOVE RADIO STATIC YURI tbh one of the reasons life is getting better god what is wrong with me
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Embrace Hope, Ye Who Enter Here ( Our Hazbin Hotel! ) by Str8_Rat
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hellaverse - Fandom
10 Jul 2026
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When Vox’s doomsday weapon misfires, Shok.wav throws himself into the angelic beam to shield Valentino and Velvette. The damage is irrepairable, and the drone dies with the Media Overlord by his side. His attempts to save him are futile.
Suddenly, everything is so easy to blame on the other two Vees. If it wasn't for them, his pet would be alive and well. Vox tears his family apart with his own claws in blind rage, only snapping back to reality when the city’s billboards light up with memories of what he just destroyed.
Two months later, a broken, glitching shell of a former Overlord is found motionless in an alleway, eroding in the rain. Charlie refuses to let Vox rot away. Alastor is much less pleased. Yes this is a RadioStatic fic
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I want this dumbass to suffer more cuz I feel like he got off easy. So here you go, my weird ass AU/rewrite. Before the finale came out I was worried that in order to make Vox truly realize how much he's lost, both Velvette and Valentino would need to end up dead in the final battle. The one thing that can't be replaced- people. And now Vox's pet died protecting his friends from himself, and then those very same people end up getting killed in a fit of rage.
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- 103/?
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07 Mar 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
My first fic I have read on ao3 and it will always hold a special place in my heart <33