Thefreakoutsideyourwindow
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Peas to meet you, Mr Bat by Thefreakoutsideyourwindow
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
04 Jul 2026
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“I just don't need jinxing right now, Jason.” Tim explains, crossing his arms. “Things are busy enough at WE now as it is.”
“I can't jinx or curse you, Timbob,” Jason says with a put-out sigh, as if lamenting the fact that he can do neither. “I may be a zombie, but I'm no witch.”
(And yet, inconceivably, Tim wakes up with a sore throat the following morning).
Fuck my life Tim thinks, rubbing a hand against his throat, and then pauses. He makes eye contact with himself in the mirror, and squints in realisation.
Fuck Jason Todd.
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A story of Tim, the spleenless wonder, experiencing the joys of strep throat, and then some.
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Service please! by Thefreakoutsideyourwindow
Fandoms: TOUCHSTARVED (Red Spring Studio Visual Novel)
24 Apr 2026
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On the outskirts of the market district, overlooking the river and nestled between two taller houses, lies a small coffee shop.
As dawn crests over the rooftops of Eridia, the Bitter Bean welcomes her first customers of the day.
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Or: MC is a barista, with regular customers.
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Still as the cold earth by Thefreakoutsideyourwindow
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
18 Apr 2026
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Cazador likes him on his belly.
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Astarion has failed; his punishment makes this clear enough. But Astarion doesn't know, has never known, what it is he's done wrong.
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Sleight of hand by Thefreakoutsideyourwindow
Fandoms: TOUCHSTARVED (Red Spring Studio Visual Novel)
17 Mar 2026
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Leander has loved before. But in the end, every time, Leander has had to step back. He could not let himself want that. Because he was not the man they wanted; he never was to begin with.
But Rose is different.
He can let himself have this...can't he?
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- Part 8 of Window's Touchstarved OC fics
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Lights out! by Thefreakoutsideyourwindow
Fandoms: TOUCHSTARVED (Red Spring Studio Visual Novel)
07 Mar 2026
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“Well, it was good to see you all tonight,” you start, turning around to face everyone, your back to the outside, “Have a safe journey-”
A flash of lightning interrupts you.
...the deafening thunder immediately after doesn't help.
“...home.” you finish lamely, turning your head around in disbelief right as a torrential downpour begins.
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A slumber party at Leander's ensues, and with it, chaos.
Recent series
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Window's Touchstarved OC fics by Thefreakoutsideyourwindow
Fandom TOUCHSTARVED (Red Spring Studio Visual Novel)
17 Mar 2026
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Stand alone fics featuring other people's (and my) OCs. Can be read in any order.
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Window's Touchstarved AU-gust fics 2025 by Thefreakoutsideyourwindow
Fandom TOUCHSTARVED (Red Spring Studio Visual Novel)
21 Aug 2025
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Unrelated AU fics for AU-gust event. Read in any order - enjoy!
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This is a collection of horror one shots to be read individually.
We'll see how many I actually do in the summer, so it may just change to 'spooky shorts' but we'll see.
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Leander is a revolutionary by Thefreakoutsideyourwindow
Fandom TOUCHSTARVED (Red Spring Studio Visual Novel)
26 Apr 2025
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A trilogy of stories depicting Leander's life before setting up the Bloodhounds. Set pre-game, written pre-game release, and pre-demo update.
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“How old are you, Astarion?”
Astarion is not expecting the question, Halsin can tell by the way he jerks upright, spine straight, shoulders strong.
“Two-hundred-and-forty,” he answers without hesitation. “Give or take a few years.”
Halsin swallows, rewords his question. “How old were you when you were turned?”
Astarion goes quiet. Extremely, cacophonously quiet.
“Thirty-nine,” he finally says, a bolt straight into Halsin’s heart.
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Halsin discovers Astarion was turned before his maturity and all the sacred elven rites that come along with it. Including the sex one.
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Bookmarked by Thefreakoutsideyourwindow
18 Apr 2026
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When Astarion awakens in the aftermath of the Nautiloid crash, it is not to a friendly face but the press of goblin steel against his cheek.
Now a captive of the Absolute, he is left starving and huddled in the corner, waiting for the beast that shares his cell to finally strike.
Bears, after all, are not known to be the most gracious killers.
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Bookmarked by Thefreakoutsideyourwindow
17 Apr 2026
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Meditation is not sleep, and reverie is not quite dreaming. Fever can shunt humans into a horrible half-sleep. Elves, instead, get one foot caught in memory.
Memory can be unkind.
Bookmarked by Thefreakoutsideyourwindow
14 Apr 2026
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So here he is: a monster in the wilderness, a shadow crawling in the sun, trying desperately to be more than his nature. Than the terrified creature two centuries of torment shaped him into.
(Or Astarion reclaims his personhood, one fraught, determined step at a time. And with a little help along the way.)
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Bookmarked by Thefreakoutsideyourwindow
14 Apr 2026
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“You know, he really is taking it well,” Shadowheart says. “Usually a spell like this provokes a lot more screaming.”
Astarion has an unexpected reaction to a fear spell in the hag's den. Karlach tries to help.
Bookmarked by Thefreakoutsideyourwindow
13 Apr 2026