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    Ilya and Shane are kidnapped before Ilya has a chance to make up his mind about the cottage. They are then forced into a marriage hoping it will force them out of the NHL. Instead it could potentially give them all they ever wanted, or it will be the thing that permanently separates them.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    “Is Rozanov our Captain-in-law now?” a bright-eyed rookie asked, raised hand and all.

    “I don’t know.” Shane said helplessly.

    “Ha! Can I call him that just to see his face?” Drapeau said, an evil grin on his face.

    “Be my guest?” Shane said, looking at the ceiling. What even is happening now. “Do you have any questions for me that doesn’t involve chirping at him?”

    “Yeah, can I drive his Veneno?”

    Everyone turned to Comeau.

    “What? Figured since he’s dating our Captain we have to get some perks. I wanna drive his Lamborghini Veneno, it’s one of nine ever made. I call dibs!”

    The room exploded with eager voices.

    The Montreal Voyageurs share one brain cell, and Shane has permanent custody of it. Fortunately for him, that means they can’t be homophobic if they’re too himbo to understand hate.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Ilya: fucking killed it today fuck the nomads the power of gay love wins

    Ilya: stanley cup is ours boys

    Troy: I don’t know if that’s the message…

    Ilya: ah so your homophobic you hate gay people troy??

    Wyatt: lets not bring homophobic barrett back please I already lived through it once

    Troy: ...

    Troy: also ilya its you’re*

    Ilya: I will place a curse on your bloodline Barrett

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    Ilya and Shane on the same team is a fucking death sentence and no one will be winning the Stanley cup until they retire so some players start to believe that maybe just maybe gay sex is what makes them so good at hockey...

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    15 May 2026

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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    11 May 2026