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Red Suns and Green Meadows by Goldeneye (Tikooy)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Minecraft (Video Game)
06 Feb 2026
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“You’re spiel might work on the idiots running this show, but I have to say you wound me, thinking me so incompetent.” Goodtimes tutted like Grian was a child.
“Competence normally doesn’t show in having gold chains hanging out of your pocket while walking through a pickpockets heaven!” He spat back, waiting for the satisfaction of anger building on Goodtime's face. But the man only laughed again.
“You entertain me, birdy!” The cheer in his voice sent a spike of ice down Grian’s spine. “An Avian pickpocket,” he said. “Can’t say I've seen one before. But you…” Goodtime's voice took on something smug, something purring. “You’re not just a pickpocket, are you?”
--Stranded on a desert planet far from his home, Grian tries to fight together some coin to get back out into space. Doesn't help that he accedentally fell into the labor exploiting shemes of the planet's Watcher Guild, and that apparently the entire planet has something against elusive Avians like him. But he'll make it. Someday. Somehow.
Flourishing in the crime scene of the outer ring, Scar Goodtimes prides himself in his zoo of rare Aliens. And there's just one more Species he needs...
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Autumn Fog by Goldeneye (Tikooy)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Minecraft (Video Game), Hermitcraft SMP
31 Oct 2025
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Every fall, when orange and brown leaves rustled beneath his feet and the skies turned that never yielding grey, the Circus Caravan came into town.
Grian knew when it had arrived, because the fog it brought would pool through the cobblestone streets and push the old dark-wood houses more crooked year by year.
There was an old warning passed through the generations of his town. The elders spoke it hushed at the end of the summer, when the fog clouded their eyes with fear.
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Or: little halloween drabble
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Fragile Feathers by Goldeneye (Tikooy) for pluieasteroides
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Video Blogging RPF
19 Aug 2025
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Hot Guy is called to a house fire. He doesn't expect to find the Watcher's outcast amongst the flames
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Just off the Shore of Boatem by Goldeneye (Tikooy)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
27 Apr 2025
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“The articles say this facility works with… “ he shook his head. “With sea… creatures. Like, paranormal. I don’t…”
Pearl huffed, amused. But it felt different from before. Not as cold. Not as real. “Mate, are you trying to tell me we got the kraken back there? You saying mermaids are real?”
Now it was Mumbo’s time to scowl. He whirled back around. “Gosh darn it, I know Mer are real! There's one in my bathtub!"
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If Mumbo had known trying to help the hurt Mer in the hidden inlet in the cliffs included side effects such as driving hours through the woods, meeting a woman with a gun, a strange man wearing a metal mask, getting involved in a car chase, and ending up stuck in a secret facility in the middle of nowhere, he maybe would just have called a vet. Altough, looking back at it, maybe all isn't so bad.
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Wither Rose by Tikooy for LovelyFaey
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
05 Dec 2024
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He was thrown to Techno's feet on the last endless day of summer.
“The Angel of Death-” They say, and he hears pride in those words, “At your mercy.”
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Give me your hand. I'll show you something new by Goldeneye (Tikooy), Tikooy
Fandom Dream SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP, Video Blogging RPF
19 Aug 2025
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A collection of oneshots I wrote for events.
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“Dear, dreams wilt with ease, so try make your way through the petals without withering yourself, and when your on the edge of your rose field, you are going to face reality; see, what the world has become.”
Zephyr: A man with black wings, fearless and with a penchant for air battles.
Protesilaus: A young man, a strong and smart solider with quick reflexes, picked up by the Angel of Death many years ago.
Nemesis: A pink-haired woman soft on the outside and cold hearted on the inside, promising pain for everyone who dared to hurt innocent people.
Lethe: A killer with two skin tones, so fast people tell he can teleport, but in reality he just really needs someone to hold him close.
Harpocrates: No one knows who he is, pulling strings in the background and giving their friends all the information they could need.
Together they lead The Syndicate, fight to stop the war, to bring peace upon this world once again, no matter how many countries try to hunt them down, no matter how many armies they have to defeat to do so.
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Wemmbu stayed kneeling at the base of the steps, blood trickling against his chin, breath shallow in his chest, as he stared at the black ink crossing through Highwater’s name while Steampunk City waited untouched beside it. His head swam with the thought of another sky, another crowd of people looking up at him with terror.
Somewhere far away, Egg was still alive. That was the chain around his throat.
And everyone in the room knew it.
Or, a dramatized (and semi-realistic), tax duo centric, canon divergent fic about the recent Civil War arc! :)
Bookmarked by Tikooy
27 Jun 2026
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Welcome to the Strays Hero AU corner. This is where I’ll be posting any sequels and one-shots set in this universe.
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Bookmarked by Tikooy
14 Feb 2026
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Very good very good yes yes very tired right now but this is good
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Wildcard AU by Gladumf
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
09 Jan 2026
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Bookmarked by Tikooy
30 Dec 2025
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Philza struggled to keep standing straight, dizzy from blood loss, a white-knuckle grip on his sword.
“I have heard much of you, emperor Philza, and I have respect for you. Therefore, I’ll offer you a deal. You will surrender. You will kneel before me, right here, right now, and beg for mercy. Then I’ll take you to the Nether with me, and you’ll become my prisoner, slave, and personal servant. Or-”
The Blood God raised his netherite blade, pointing the tip straight at Philza’s heart.
“-I will allow you to die with a sword in your hand, and once you’re dead, I will slaughter your children.”
Philza fell to his knees without hesitation.
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Philza had been prepared for a lot of things when he was taken as a war prize: the loss of his basic freedom, the heartbreak of being separated from his sons, the indignity of being reduced into the piglin king’s “pet”.
What he hadn’t been expecting was for the man behind the blood-stained mask to be soft-spoken, or good-natured, or tired from the weight of his crown.
Or lonely.
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- Part 1 of Bloodboon
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Bookmarked by Tikooy
22 Dec 2025
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AITA for taking things to the next level with my nemesis? by antimony_medusa for euryydice
Fandoms: Origins SMP
06 Dec 2025
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r/AITAH · Posted by u/corvidcreature 5 hours ago.
So I'm a free-range superhero (35M) specializing in looking out for my community. There's a local vigilante (?M) who I'll call Frog Hop who doesn't believe in business opportunities who's been getting in my way a lot. I think it'd be safe to say that he's my nemesis. Last night there was an important shipment that he got in the way of at the last minute (he has these carrot-themed bombs that cause so much fucking noise and light, I hate them) and when the smoke cleared it turned out that he'd ruined the perfectly legitimate business opportunity and he was there kind of like what are you gonna do. So obviously I told him that he'd ruined my plans for the last fucking time and kind of went after him with my claws and wings. Which I thought was fine, he'd gotten in my way one too many times, right?
But anyways, when I was talking to my friend T (32M) at our coffee meetup this morning the fight was on the news and he said that maybe the hero had taken things too seriously, and the vigilante saw this more as a fun rivalry they had and didn't mean to really hurt the hero.
AITA?
OR: the crowfather asks reddit for some advice
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- Part 71 of Gift Exchange Works
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- English
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- 2,025
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Bookmarked by Tikooy
21 Dec 2025

