TooManyEyesandTeeth
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Martin get's turned into a cat, but honestly, it's not that bad. He just needs to get turned back and the Archives is the best place to find out how. Now he just has to let everyone know what happened, and hopefully no one else changes too... can't be to hard, right?
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"Where you go, I go."
"That's the deal."
Two calamities collide and cancel each other out, and also drop four people off in another world. A world where they must survive the hardships of learning to be human again.
Can these four monsters survive the day to day trials of a normal world?
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A Little Break from Paranoia by TooManyEyesandTeeth for PrincessRaptor
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
17 Oct 2025
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Jon is very, very tired and hungry. Honestly, he just needs a mental break from all of this. However, in attempting to do so, the Archivist finds an opening, and doesn't much like the idea of the Lonely being in their halls...
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Elias pays Jon an unexpected, and unwanted visit in his office. Martin comes to the rescue, and Jon's feelings blossom.
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Martin needs to take care of Jon, but is Jon too far gone?
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- Part 2 of Moth Eattin
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Following the events of MAG 200, Jon and Martin find themselves in a dimension very much like the one they came from—with second chances and more time.
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- Part 1 of ATA Extended
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Bookmarked by TooManyEyesandTeeth
26 Jun 2026
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After being kidnapped by the Circus, Jon has been more skittish and jump lately. But Tim doesn't care. At least, he doesn't want to.
Or: Tim mostly accidently sort of on purpose throws Jon into a panic attack and deals with the consequences.
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- Part 3 of The Weight of Our Mistakes
Bookmarked by TooManyEyesandTeeth
24 Jun 2026
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A brief overview of the first few days at the Scottish safehouse - an appreciation for affectionate physical contact and meal-sharing (two things that Jonathan Sims loves, and has not had in so, so long).
Bookmarked by TooManyEyesandTeeth
18 Jun 2026
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A Drop of Blood between Friends by SupposedToBeWriting
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
22 Oct 2021
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Jon can't help but pity Martin for his predicament - antagonized by a woman made of worms, hurried out of his flat, and now staying at his place of work. When he visits Martin to say goodbye for the night, however, an accident makes him realize that Martin has something considerably more pressing to worry over ... something that Jon could actually help with.
Bookmarked by TooManyEyesandTeeth
18 Jun 2026
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Martin Blackwood has a feline-destined meetcute with the owner of a foster cat Instagram page, and it's love at purr-st sight. A series of snapshots into their lives together and Martin's gradual transformation into a cat lover (and, much less surprising, a man who falls in love with Jonathan Sims).
Bookmarked by TooManyEyesandTeeth
18 Jun 2026