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... enough Grindr hookups would fix Amy.
What if, in the “No S-Class Threats” AU, Amy grew up for a few years, got too horny to be happy masturbating to the thought of Victoria being her anime sister, and addressed her libido in one of the riskiest ways possible? Mind the tags, because ‘fixing’ Amy takes time and she’s not always great throughout the process.
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Taylor is dealing with a heat and Lisa decides to take matters into her own hands. There's some exposition that's important to read, but this is mostly just porn with a light salting of alien gender dynamics.
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Went through my drive and found this 75% of the way finished, written midway through NNN in 2018. Some wild shit has happened in the past eight years. Anyway,got the last 25% of this smut done, and decided to post it. Mind the tags.
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close your eyes and feel his lips (you're feelin' mine) by TopHat
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types
04 May 2026
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This is kinda a sequel, but you don't need to read the first part to get this one.
Anyway, someone asked me to write what Peter/MJ/Felicia's married life would be like. This is some sort of way I think it'd go.
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All Aboard! by TopHat
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types
26 Apr 2026
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Jedi Knight Kam-Sul Namar was perfectly content to remain in the Jedi Temple, grow her Marcan in peace, and occasionally consult on various substance-use cases.
Then dozens of Jedi died on Geonosis, the galaxy plunged into war, and Kam-Sul realized she couldn't live a life of peace without someone else's blood watering her plants.
This is the start of her story within the Clone Wars.
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For the Slaughterswap contest: What if Lisa got selected by the Slaughterhouse Nine shortly after she ran away from home?
Well, here's my take on it.
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i'm a slick six-shooter (but five are blanks) OR... by TopHat
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow
23 Mar 2026
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... five times Taylor tried heterosexuality (and one time it stuck).
Taylor Hebert has *most* of it all: a position in the Wards, a school that doesn’t suck, and a slowly-developing friend group. What’s missing is romance, and she is determined to slot this puzzle piece into her life (somehow) with the assistance of an online friend she made on a GSA chatroom.
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I am slowly revisiting a bad story I wrote years ago called Collagen. I'm not sure I'll actually post more of it, but this much, at least, feels worth putting out into the world.
Requested by K: I dunno how you feel about revisiting old fics, but Collagen's fleshsculptor Amy was really neat and I'd love to see more of her (that scene of her swimming around in a pool of flesh during the Levi fight lives rent-free in my brain)
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- Part 1 of re:Collagen
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co-habitation and non-professional prescriptions by TopHat for Silvia_Goddess_of_Being_Right
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow
03 Mar 2026
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You ever think about how much Taylor trusts Lisa? About how she'd believe anything Lisa said and fact-check it basically never? About how there's like ten wet puppy human beings like her in college and they need a bitchy best friend to prevent them from going fully insane?
I think about that all the time.
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Where uncategorized Lisa snips go.
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i just need a little air (think i'm going to call it off) by TopHat
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow
14 Feb 2026
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Lisa's laid up with a broken arm and a mild concussion, and Victoria's laid up with her. They get ice cream about it and ignore the ghosts in the room.
Or: I wanted to write and spammed a prompt generator until I got 'ice cream' and something clicked.
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you met her drinking at a dive bar (asking about the books you've read) by TopHat
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
21 Jan 2026
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Winter Holiday parties are dumb, so Courtney got 'sick' and decided to faff about. Then she got bored gaming with randos and went off looking for something fun to do... at which point she found a brunette willing to pick up the tab.
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Robert Robertson III had a childhood the way that the US has healthcare in 2026: yes, its there, and no, it didn't resemble anything a sane person would dignify with the name.
Here's a time he got to feel what it was like.
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boundaries aren't really my speciality (yeah clearly) by TopHat for TheSleepingKnight
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow
20 Dec 2025
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A no-powers AU piece for the wonderful TSK! Happy holidays, and mind the tags.
Taylor hates the things she does for Lisa sometimes. Lisa hates that she can't talk to Taylor about anything. Nontheless, they keep heading out to parties together, covering one another's blind spots, and tacitly avoid calling it love.
Or: Taylor's a 5' 11" she/they menace and Lisa's a high-competent, super fucked-up femme, and they have a History(tm) together.
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What Kenta didn't go to China with his mom after Leviathan handed him an emotional L? What if, instead, Alexandria decided that she couldn't let one of the highest-cap parahumans slip through the Protectorate's fingers?
Minor-ish AU, just an idea that'd been kicking around in my head for a while.
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i think you're getting closer (cause I've been getting nervous) by TopHat
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
26 Nov 2025
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Karlach can feel her life ticking away, and the metronome never lets her consider more than the finite and unknown time in front of her. What she wants, what's given to her, that's all there is, and Karlach doesn't spend time considering things she can't have.
It's enough.
Maybe
(It's not enough, and freedom from the hellish timepiece gives Karlach the breathing room to reconsider monogamy.)
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- Part 2 of blotting out the ink
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i know it's a little soon, maybe (but I'd go anywhere you take me) by TopHat
Fandoms: Kim Possible (Cartoon)
30 Sep 2025
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A kinda-sorta point of divergence fic I wrote before the point of divergence was actually in the fic that inspired this one (lol). More explicitly, what if Angelus Kostrama started dating Tara first, and Bonnie had to figure things out afterwards? Inspired by I Let All That Get To My Head, by ieatedmyself.
Updating every day until I've got all the chapters posted.
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holding onto one another's hands, Or: by TopHat
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
29 Sep 2025
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Four times Bakugo didn't know how to say 'thank you' (and one time he didn't have to).
A while ago I smack-talked this ship and felt bad about insulting my roommate. This is the apology I wrote.
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the wave crashed down (and a full black moon out) by TopHat
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel, Black Cat (Marvel Comics)
21 Sep 2025
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Peter needs more stability than he can give, Mary Jane needs excitement that isn't a kidnapping, and Felicia needs compassion she can never ask for.
This is how, over the course of several moves, moves-in, and evictions, the three of them find a way to lean on one another and support a home.
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i love it when you hit my hotline (even though you not mine) by TopHat
Fandoms: Kim Possible (Cartoon)
01 Sep 2025
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Set after a certain event in the main story. Bonnie and Tara want to slut up Ange, whose done broke both her arms. I wonder how they'll change her clothes? Partially written by ieatedmeself.
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