TotallyNotAPlant
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Camboy Scar gets isekaid to Portal 1 comic by TotallyNotAPlant for farrondoc
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
23 Mar 2026
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he dies
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- Part 21 of My arts :]
- Part 7 of My comics 0.o
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ethubs (queerplatonic) smoking weed and playing strip chess
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- Part 20 of My arts :]
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and they were all bottoms by TotallyNotAPlant for KeroseneLamp
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
20 Mar 2026
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what if they had a meet cute but theyre all the bottoms from that one bald yaoi template
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- Part 19 of My arts :]
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Polycule goes out looking for a bed with the ideal mattress by TotallyNotAPlant for CheeseDoots
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
19 Mar 2026
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its actually pretty cute. nightmare polycule goes shopping awww
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- Part 18 of My arts :]
- Part 6 of My comics 0.o
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public transport meet cute by TotallyNotAPlant for Silverskye13
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
18 Mar 2026
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ahahaha so romantic, to meet a cute guy in a bus
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- Part 17 of My arts :]
- Part 5 of My comics 0.o
Recent series
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7 colors challange woohoo!!! by TotallyNotAPlant
Fandom Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
17 Mar 2026
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My comics 0.o by TotallyNotAPlant
Fandom Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
23 Mar 2026
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My arts :] by TotallyNotAPlant
Fandom Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
23 Mar 2026
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Healy found being queer a lot more interesting than March did, like it was a hobby or something. She dragged Holland to a new gay bookstore down in Silver Lake on opening weekend and made her wait around for what felt like hours. Holland stood outside smoking with someone else’s bored girlfriend while Jack paged through books and talked earnestly to women in painter's pants.
Holland didn’t read much apart from magazines. She had a stack of Vogue and Playboy by her bed, and that was good enough for her. Sometimes when Jack was telling her some long story about something she read in one of her boring books, Holland got the feeling she was just as bad at being queer as she was at being normal.
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- Part 2 of Ain't Nobody Straight in L.A.
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Science and Progress (Do Not Speak as Loud as My Heart) by Brokenpitchpipe
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
27 Jun 2026
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Bookmarked by TotallyNotAPlant
26 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Really good trans Grocky, very lovely, very well written
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We're as Blind as Each Other by Brokenpitchpipe
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
26 Jun 2026
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The egg is the same bright copper color as the rest of Rocky’s body, but smooth where his carapace is bumpy and brittle, the first Eridian-made object I've ever seen with curved edges rather than flat panels and sharp corners. It has a slight taper as well, narrowing upwards from its widest point.
Rocky’s words echo in the back of my mind: “Grace would be perfect at take many ♪♪♫.”
I jam the dissection probe through the shell.
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"Here," said Healy. She held out a lighter and clicked it on.
“What are you, my boyfriend or something?” said Holland.
Healy hesitated for a moment, while Holland slouched harder against the wall behind her and tried to convey through her eyeballs, I’m just an innocent little heterosexual, it would be an awful shame if some sinister old lesbian seduced me later tonight.
Healy, thank God, caught Holland’s drift and leaned in closer. She cupped her hand around Holland’s to shield the lighter from the summer breeze until the tip of the cigarette caught.
“You in the market for a boyfriend, March?”
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- Part 1 of Ain't Nobody Straight in L.A.
Bookmarked by TotallyNotAPlant
24 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Really good f/f genderswap healymarch, characters are lit spot on. Hot too
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Open Up Your Eyes by Brokenpitchpipe
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
24 Apr 2026
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“Are you going to tell me what I did wrong, or are you just going to give me the silent treatment for the next four years?”
“Human treatment to induce silence?” Rocky perks up. “Good plan. You teach. I administer.”
(or: the long, bumpy road to the truth)
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