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30 May 2026
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The Taskmaster Games - Episode: "We Aim to Please" by Ruuger
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
28 Mar 2026
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He'd posted a joke on social media. That was the reason why he was here. Ever since the elections, he'd been more careful with his words. No naming names, no directly calling out the Regime. But he'd still managed to trigger some invisible tripwire and came home from a gig to find the men in black waiting for him.
Welcome to Taskmaster. A show where a broken funny bone isn't just a metaphor.
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Alexandra Quick and the Thorn Circle by Inverarity
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Dec 2007
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The war against Voldemort never reached America, but all is not well there. When 11-year-old Alexandra Quick learns she is a witch, she is plunged into a world of prejudices, intrigue, and danger. Who wants Alexandra dead, and why?
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- Part 1 of Alexandra Quick
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- 29/29
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05 May 2026
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Tea and No Sympathy by who_la_hoop for disapparater
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2014
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It's Potter's fault, of course, that Draco finds himself trapped in the same twenty-four-hour period, repeating itself over and over again. It's been nearly a year since the unpleasant business at Hogwarts, and Draco's getting on with his life quite nicely, thank you, until Harry sodding Potter steps in and ruins it all, just like always. At first, though, the time loop seems liberating. For the first time in his life, he can do anything, say anything, be anything, without consequence. But the more Draco repeats the day, the more he realises the uncomfortable truth: he's falling head over heels for the speccy git. And suddenly, the time loop feels like a trap. For how can he ever get Harry to love him back when time is, quite literally, against him?
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13 Apr 2026
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Harry Potter and the Order's Death Eater by killtherat
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Jan 2024
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Faced with an impossible mission Draco Malfoy defects to seek protection from Sirius Black and the Order - forcing Harry to spend an awkward summer in his enemy's company. With the prophecy looming over head and suspicions of Malfoy's true loyalty Harry must decide whether it's safe to put his trust in his enemy. *No longer abandoned*
AU where Sirius lives, sequel to my Order of the Phoenix AU.
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- Part 2 of Harry Potter AU Rewrite
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26 Feb 2026
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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - AU Rewrite by killtherat
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Mar 2023
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Harry is imprisoned by Lucius Malfoy and Death Eaters after the Third Task - but freedom comes from an ally who will never fully be trusted. While the Ministry investigates Harry leans on his friends, the DA and Sirius to recover and heal until he must face Voldemort again - protected only by Snape whose true allegiance cannot be known. AU rewrite Order of the Phoenix / Fifth Year.
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- Part 1 of Harry Potter AU Rewrite
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25 Feb 2026
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Born As The Seventh Month Dies: Pre-Hogwarts
Neither Can Live While The Other Survives: 1st-3rd year
Those Who Have Thrice Defied Him: 4th year
Power The Dark Lord Knows Not: 5th year
The Two Brothers: A oneshot series from Ollie's point of view encompassing the whole series.
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12 Jan 2026
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“But what are the odds of two people who were born on the same day being genetically identical?” Simon asked. “Plus, everything about us that isn’t identical isn’t genetic, right? Our scars, our glasses…and we’re both missing one parent…”
Harry finally understood what Simon was implying. “You don’t think -”
“I do.” Simon looked up at him, a smile spreading across his face. “We’re twin brothers, aren’t we?”
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After a happy but rather mundane childhood with his mother, Harry Evans is desperately excited to go to Hogwarts and finally experience the full magical world. However, what Harry hadn’t been prepared for was meeting the Boy-Who-Lived, Simon Potter. The boy who, strangely enough, was somehow completely identical to Harry, down to the last messy black hair.
WBWL, but with a Parent Trap style twist.
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- Part 1 of The Parent Trap
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07 Jan 2026
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Just when Harry stopped wishing for his parents to magically come back from the dead and whisk him away from the Dursleys, they did. Sort of. If only things were as simple as in his daydreams.
A Harry in Slytherin story.
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28 Dec 2025
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The Disappearances of Draco Malfoy by speechwriter
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jun 2021
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The night that Harry and Dumbledore return from the cave, the Death Eaters are delayed from reaching the top of the Astronomy Tower for one more minute. Draco Malfoy lowers his wand.
A Deathly Hallows rewrite in which Draco accepts Dumbledore's offer to fake his death and go into hiding with the Order of the Phoenix.
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- Part 1 of The Disappearances of Draco Malfoy
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19 Nov 2025
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When Plots Collide by PrettyPinkCupcake for meek-bookworm (readertorider)
Fandoms: Rigel Black Chronicles - murkybluematter
17 Dec 2023
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"Father says things are often most confusing when more than one plot overlaps."
- Draco to Pansy and Rigel, Serpentine Subterfuge 14.Harry is, unsurprisingly, a target of more than one plot.
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07 May 2025
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Ivo and Rosie endure each other's company for a good cause.
Spoilers for S18E7 and Taskmaster: The Podcast episode 178 -
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Ed is picking up the pieces. Literally.
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- Part 1 of Invasive
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be kind, have fun, and make good choices | End OTW Racism by HazelHare
Fandoms: Cabin Pressure, Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
07 Dec 2021
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"Welcome to this very special edition of Taskmaster, featuring... Arthur Shappey; Douglas Richardson; Hercules Shipwright; Martin Crieff; and Princess Theresa of Liechtenstein!"
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End Racism in the OTW | A sharp knife, a steady hand by imperfectcircle for greedy_dancer
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett, The Old Guard (Movie 2020), Grey's Anatomy, Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Jan 2022
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"Comma Nile comma Freeman exclamation mark," Vimes read from the enthusiastically completed paperwork Captain Carrot had left on his desk. Carrot loved punctuation not wisely but, some might say, too well. "Two counts of comma affray comma, four counts comma of unlawful -- I think this is a semi-colon, that's new -- acts of brutality, and three comma counts of exclamation mark hyphen theft without a licence."
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- Part 10 of Stories by theme: Crossovers
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Your time starts... NOW! by MindBoggling
Fandoms: The Thick of It (TV), Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
26 Apr 2022
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Some fluffy entertainment because good lord do I need that.
Not meant as a RPF. Please read Greg and Alex as referring to their public personas only. I'll keep the story short but in separate episodes.Strong language is canon for both shows, so nobody should be surprised.
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Alex knows exactly what he needs, it's just a matter of finding him.
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- Part 11 of two flints
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the name men gave to their mistakes by sabinelagrande
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, Oxventure (Web Series)
18 May 2022
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Alex has most of a plan, but he needs to go to Volisport to see if it'll hold.
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- Part 18 of two flints
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Bob Mortimer is a respectable man. The stories he tells his just as respectable friends are entertaining, if not at all believable.
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- Part 8 of two flints
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Five Hundred and One Alexes Have a Little Snooze by orphan_account
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
08 Jul 2022
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The Alexes that don’t make it to The Pit still have an important job to do. Let’s have a look at those little guys.