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  1. Public Bookmark 46

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    He stared at her, and she felt like she’d been shoved under a spotlight, his focus honing in on all the vulnerability stitched into the fabric of her costume; all the subtext beneath her performance. This wasn’t what they had set out to be. They were meant to be light and breezy comedy show—not a deep, insightful Shakespeare soliloquy. And yet, Allie felt like Dean had picked her every sentence apart, and he was now holding the splinters of her sensitivity.

    (Five times Dean cared about Allie, and the one time she accepted that their “arrangement” wasn’t as casual as she’d thought).

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    30 Jun 2026

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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

    Now available in Russian

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    26 Jun 2026

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    A video of Shane sucking Ilya’s dick is leaked. Over the next twenty-four hours, Ilya goes on an odyssey.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    NHLers return to the Olympics after twelve years. Shane Hollander leads Team Canada with grace and discipline. Ilya Rozanov leads Team Russia with sunglasses and audacity. They are absolutely not sneaking off to have sex in every unsupervised corner of the Olympic Village.

    Spoiler: Ilya Rozanov nearly gets frostbite on his dick.

    (Or: The Olympic Village runs out of condoms in three days. Ilya Rozanov treats it as a personal challenge.)

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    19 Jun 2026

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    "Now, now," Ilya calls to the room, walking in from the shower, hair still dripping wet. Shane can see the dark spots from where the droplets landed on his shirt. The idiot hasn't even dried off completely, the wet of his body making his shirt stick. He wants to take a towel and smother him. "Do not stress Hollander out. Is bad for baby."

    Luca makes a confused sound from where he's lacing up his sneakers. The angel that he is, he spares Shane the irritation of not joining whatever nonsense the rest of the guys are cooking up. "Huh? What baby?"

    "Him," he goes to his cubby, starts messing around with his bag, his back to the room. "Hollander is baby."

    "Rozanov." Shane is at the end of his rope. This entire team can burn to the ground for all he cares.

    5 times Shane obliviously sits through Ilya’s affection + 1 time he realizes it

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    17 Jun 2026