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• Stupid Smut by acrossthemultifandom, Alexis_Vale, Aliceemersonwrites2, Contra_Veritas, deja_ecrit, emmakwrites, Ivy_Wild, lexiegrimwood, Lovequill, Mmargoshka, Queen_of_Emeralds, Roawannae, scrappy1199, TheSlytherInked, Unfoggingthefuture, worldofkiki

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M
  • Work in Progress

  17 Apr 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
  • Hermione Granger
  • Draco Malfoy
  • Harry Potter
  • Ginny Weasley
  • Lucius Malfoy
  • Abraxas Malfoy
  • Theodore Nott
  • Smut
  • Funny
  • Kink
  • One Shot
  • Chocolate frog - Freeform
  • married
  • Dom and Sub
  • Anal Play
  • Bodily Fluids
  • Crack
  • Crack Fic
  • Cunnilings
  • Dirty Talk
  • Euphemisms
  • Explicit Sexual Content
  • Fingerfucking
  • Fluff
  • Humor
  • Inappropriate Use of Chocolate Frog
  • Inappropriate Use of Electric Fly Swatter
  • Kinks
  • Light-Hearted
  • Nipples
  • Oral Sex
  • Orgasm
  • Out of Character
  • Penises
  • Porn
  • Porn What Plot
  • Pure Crack
  • Sex Toys
  • Sexual Content
  • Vaginal
  • Moving Portraits (Harry Potter)
  • Threesome - F/M/M
  • Multiple Sex Positions
  • Rough Sex
  • sex dungeon

  Summary

  This is a game Lovequill came up with. Each writer is to write with a few sentences regarding smut - we tag the next writer until both Hermione and Draco have completed their mission.

  I am warning you. The entire goal is to make it as cringy as possible... and funny as well. This is what happens when your favorite Dramione authors have a little extra time, the zoomies, and a group chat? Silly silly smut.

  Summary: Hermione and Draco are married and things get a little WILD.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  9,322

  Chapters:

  2/?

  Comments:

  114

  Kudos:

  46

  Bookmarks:

  10

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