Unprofessional_Tree_Climber
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everybody knows that i'm a good girl, officer by alilbitgay
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
24 Mar 2025
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Rio surveys the open tabs Agatha’s got going: diagrams of ar-15 detailed. frozen yogurt near me. is frozen yogurt gluten free. eve’s toys website. Nothing outright concerning, nothing obviously criminal. And then, last on the list, making the vein in Rio’s forehead pulse uncomfortably: fbi agent rio vidal.
Rio watches in muted horror as Agatha finds her Instagram page, opens it, and scrolls aimlessly. She clicks on Rio’s pictures from her college roommate’s wedding in Miami. She spends about two minutes staring at a picture of Rio in a bikini on the beach, holding a strawberry daiquiri. Then, she takes a screenshot.
Rio bangs her forehead against her desk and groans.
or: the rumors are true and there is an fbi agent in agatha harkness’ phone. unfortunately, that fbi agent is rio vidal, and unfortunately for rio vidal, agatha is not going to let her off easy.
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12 Jul 2026
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how many corners do i have to turn? (how many times do i have to learn?) by empathyhoodie
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
20 Feb 2025
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“So you’re demoting me?”
“Uh, I don’t think you were actually ever promoted.”
“Technically.”
“Agatha, you have to earn a promotion.”
Agatha wets her lips, leans in close. Rio’s eyes track the movement before she has time to realize, and she has nowhere to go, back pressed against the many tins of chopped tomatoes on the shelf. She tries to keep a neutral expression. Unfazed. Possibly unsuccessfully.
“So I’ll earn it.”
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Rio inherits her aunt's restaurant. Agatha makes the whole thing much more stressful than it should be.
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- Part 1 of happiness, more or less
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17 Jun 2026
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“Com—” Her voice cracks, and she clears her throat. “Come in!”
“Nice save,” Agatha whispers sarcastically.
“Shut up,” the girl snaps, whipping her head around to shoot Agatha a glare that could kill, hissing through her teeth.
Then, the door creaks open slowly, the sound dragging out in the thick silence. Every second feels like an eternity to Agatha, her heart pounding in her chest as she holds her breath, staring at the door. The anticipation is unbearable, the tension in the air palpable.
And then, she sees her.
Rio.
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My take on what happens post finale. Come on in, the water’s fine:)))
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15 Jun 2026
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i let my head spin (take all the weight off my shoulders) by empathyhoodie
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
14 Feb 2026
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"I want this," She says, plainly, "And it's fine if you don't. I understand. But if you're only holding back because you think I'll regret it in the morning…" She trails off, racks her brain for something to soothe Rio's overworking brain with, "Rio, I'm green."
It takes a minute for Rio to answer—brain quite obviously cracking and sparking, but then, "You want this." They say in a way that sounds more like a realization sinking in than a question.
And so Agatha, just to make Rio laugh, tilts her head so she's not speaking into the mattress, "What's a little bondage between friends?"
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Rio's never tied anyone up before. For some reason, as their best friend, this means Agatha has to get involved.
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the bondage fic
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17 Mar 2026
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Rio steps into her room, turns around, and delivers her coolest: “See you never, Harkness!” before slamming the door hard enough to make the old and badly maintained handle clatter to the floor.
“Gosh darnit!”
OR: Rio accidentally moves in with her old school bully- Language:
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17 Mar 2026