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    Harry Potter series rewrite. Harry hates his last name and refuses to use it, therefore using literally any other word or name instead, much to the amusement of everyone.

    This started as a joke but we're too deep now help.

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    31 Jan 2026

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    When a werewolf comes out of nowhere and attacks nineteen-year old Arthur Weasley, he thinks his life is over before it's even really begun. He's wrong, of course, and now all of forty years later the Weasley family is thriving, happy, and healthy- and every one of them is a werewolf.

    Things are going really well for eleven-year old Ron... except for the part where he has to get through school without anyone finding out his family's secret while simultaneously keeping his new brother alive. Easy-peasy. Right?

    (Pay no mind to the one-eyed beast that seems to be lurking in the shadows- it's almost certainly nothing to worry about.)

    Features the entire Weasley family adopting Harry Potter practically the second they lay eyes on him (or before that, even); Ron Weasley finding himself being altogether far too nice too slimy gits who don't deserve it; Percy Weasley doing his best; Harry deciding that being enemies with this Malfoy kid is too much work actually; Hermione Granger being as smart and ruthless as ever; Severus Snape who did not, and I repeat, did NOT sign up for ANY of this; and much, much more

    Currently on hiatus

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    31 Jan 2026

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    Harry Potter is adopted by a retired chemistry professor causing him to become an accidental potions prodigy. Navigating the world of wizards with a strong home base allows Harry to ask important questions like, 'why don't we learn math?' and 'why hasn't everyone read Hogwarts: A History?' and most importantly, 'Why does everyone treat squibs so terribly?"
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    "What would have happened if I didn't bounce? Might've died, I suppose."

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    30 Jan 2026

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    Nico let out nasty, dry gasping sounds. His neck was hot and already aching. Anger and fear filled him as he looked up at the man who stood above him, staring down at Nico with a frown, as if he were looking at a dying and squirming bug.

    “Gods, Triton. You can’t just choke out humans!” Percy growled and rushed to Nico’s side. “Don’t mind my brother. He’s overprotective, and I have been gone for a day longer than I said I would.”

    “Don’t mind him?” Nico asked, his voice raspy. He violently shrugged Percy off of him and staggered to his feet. “He damn near crushed my windpipe!”

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    Nico, a 24-year-old nurse, is trying to live off his inheritance and forget about the absent father who left him to foster care after his mother and sister died. He knew nothing of the supernatural, their society, or their strange obsession with gaining power through blood. But, oddly enough, it doesn't freak him out as much as Percy thought it would.

    Percy, a 600-year-old vampire, didn't intend to be the target of a power-hungry vampire. Nor did he intend to find his long-awaited mate outside a vampire bar, insisting to stitch him up after a bit of a stab.

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    31 Aug 2021

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    the thing is, carl always thought it would be him.

    that’s all he’s thinking as he stands in the doorway of mickey milkovich’s bedroom, watching milkovich himself lean over the prone figure of carl’s favorite brother where he lays in the fetal position on the unmade bed.

    the way carl sees it, it was supposed to be him. the way he sees it, he’s halfway to insane as it is.

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    22 Jun 2021