5 Works by VeryIntricateRituals
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Somebody hold me too close (Somebody hurt me too deep) by VeryIntricateRituals
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
05 Sep 2023
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When Guillermo makes it back home. And he’s human, and empty, and he can see the pale sunlight from the windows (he should really cover them again). And he’s alone, and it’s quiet, so quiet that he can hear his own heartbeat, the heartbeat that wasn’t there before, and he can feel the beard on his face, and he can hear his breath, soft, soft.
When he makes it back home, to his little room covered in pillow feathers, he sits on his cot, takes off his glasses, puts his head in his hands and he cries.
...Or Guillermo didn't like being a vampire and so he promptly goes into an existential crisis.
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Stop me (I find myself believing) by VeryIntricateRituals
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Aug 2023
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They save the world. And only now that the dust is settling, now that they are not about to die in the next ten minutes. Only now, Crowley finally allows both his mind and eyes to wander to him, to the angel who is standing on his right, like he always used to, like he still belongs there. And considers the thought that he’d been avoiding for days: Aziraphale is back, back for the first time in three years, and while that may be exactly what Crowley desperately longed for, he somehow finds it deeply unsettling.
Or Crowley spent 6000 years wooing Aziraphale to no avail because when he was brave and confessed, the angel broke his heart and left for Heaven. But now, three years later, the world is safe for good and Aziraphale is back. Crowley, however, has given up because he doesn’t know where they stand anymore, and he honestly cannot deal with another heartbreak. That’s okay, because now Aziraphale seems to be more than willing to do the wooing.
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your kisses mean murder (and your promises rhyme with pain) by VeryIntricateRituals
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
23 May 2022
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“Vampiric transformations vary from person to person” Nadja said to the camera. She was sitting on the couch in the fancy room.
“Or from vampire to vampire” commented Laszlo, sitting next to her. “There are different kinds. Mine was just the usual. My Nadja took my blood and gave me hers. All in all, it took mere hours. By the time my would-be lady-wife had to leave me to hide from the sun, it was already done and we shared a coffin in the morning”.
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Of course, the whole Vampiric Council thing was a trap. It had been obvious in retrospect. And the fact that Guillermo hadn’t seen it coming from a mile away meant that spending so much time with the vampires was lowering his IQ.
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Listen we need more Guillermo gets turned fics. I give you my humble attempt. Set somewhere in the middle of season 3. -
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With Sirius still in Azkaban and thought guilty by everyone including his only living friend, it falls to Remus to take care of Harry after the five year old was bitten and turned into a werewolf...
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The Blinding Lights of Forbidden Fires by VeryIntricateRituals
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
12 Nov 2014
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The one where they meet when they're teenagers: in college, obviously. Damn geniuses!