Wanderwend



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    “This is my roommate, Gideon. She has a filthy mouth, and she wears only as many clothes as is strictly necessary, but please know that she is very dear to me.”

    There was a joke in there that Gideon wanted desperately to explore, but she was struggling to decide if she wanted to yell or run away. She settled on the third option: neither.

    “Nah, fuck that,” she growled, pointing the spatula like a sword at the tiny, emo interloper.

    “Get that snitching-ass gremlin the fuck outta here.”

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    A paramedic and a surgeon walk into a Boston hospital, and things go downhill from there.

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    Tissaia moved out four days ago.

    In those four days, her soon-to-be-ex-husband has fallen from first to second on her "People I Would Like To Murder" list.

    Number one is her neighbor. Her loud, nymphomaniac neighbor. Who she is not attracted to at all!

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    To think Jaskier was daydreaming just yesterday about living next to another cool and suave human being who might actually like him, for the first time in his life.

    Ah, well. He’ll settle for property damage instead.

    (Or: Through events that are not Jaskier's fault, his college roommate hates him. At least Jaskier can drown his sorrows and unrequited love through sexting an anonymous online dating profile nicknamed the Wisher.)

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    07 Apr 2021

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    Spock is six years old when he meets Kirk in a grocery store on Christmas day. Unknown to either of them, they become bonded with only a touch, never knowing the other's name.

    They meet again as strangers at the Kobayashi Maru hearing. Their simmering bond plays a greater part in their adventures than either could have imagined.

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    31 Aug 2013

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    "Tell me, Halfling. Can a book teach you what wine tastes like? Or how a stew tastes. Did your book learnings prepare you for trolls or dwarves or elves? A book cannot touch you, Hobbit. It cannot embrace you, or kiss you, it cannot hold your wrists to a bed and undress you, it cannot make you blush." The weight of his gaze as he looked Bilbo over was almost like a physical force. "A book can neither fuck you nor make love to you, though the right one might be able to tell you what the difference is."

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    16 Jan 2013