What_if_I_fall



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    Simon is under a spell that "forces" him to share touches with Baz. The touches start out innocent and (surprise, surprise!) grow horny with time.

    Baz is lowkey gay panicking. Simon finds enjoyment in all the time spent with his ex-nemesis turned friend turned lover.
    The boys are being horny and in love.

    This story consists of (sexy) touches, lots of talking, and some amateur magickal astronomy sprinkled on top.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    “You told your dad. You have a boyfriend. To get under his skin. And it completely backfired?”

    “Correct.” It looks like it pains Baz to admit it. Good.

    “And now you want me to pretend to be your boyfriend at your house for a week?”

    Or: Baz trying to find a way to hide the fact that he's in love with Simon Snow from Simon Snow whilst also pretending that he's pretending to be in love with Simon Snow.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Simon returns to Watford from the Christmas holiday of their sixth year suddenly without a girlfriend and with a lot of pent-up frustration, and things take a turn for the downright strange. Baz doesn't know what to do with this newly-single Simon - except befriend him, and then pretend to date him, apparently.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    After making a bet with Penny that Simon knows he can't win, he's forced to go to Baz for help. The outcome is interesting, to say the least. Oh, and now Simon and Baz are fake boyfriends.

    In other words, fake dating au because I couldn't help myself

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    03 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 52

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    Simon gets the surprise of his life when his roommate, Baz, asks him to pretend to be his boyfriend. Everything is going according to plan until the line of what’s real and what isn’t starts to blur, and they both have to make a decision.

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    03 Jun 2026