Whitsie
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Barty Crouch really should have thought harder about Confunding a powerful magical object. Because of this, in a fitting lack of logic the wizarding world doesn't even bother to explain, the four Champions end up married forever.
Meanwhile, three of the Champions consider the favourite topic of teenagers everywhere, sex, and how to seduce their youngest husband. Whether he knows he wants it or not.
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Taking care of people is hard when you just want to hibernate all winter, but somehow Kim Namjoon manages to do both
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- Part 2 of hybrid au ꒰◍ˊ◡ˋ꒱੭⁾⁾ ୧(´ᴗ｀)୨
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Hoseok knows that anxiety is a universal experience. Has watched other people be anxious about things even. But he does think that he might just have the market cornered on ephemeral stress, what with being a greyhound and all.
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Hoseok knows anxiety. Knows how to hate himself, and watch Jimin hate every person who has dared call him a mutt. But he doesn't know how to help.
But maybe he doesn't need to. Maybe he can let his new hyungs take the burden for a while, or at least for a night.
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- Part 1 of hybrid au ꒰◍ˊ◡ˋ꒱੭⁾⁾ ୧(´ᴗ｀)୨
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'Does this activewear look appropriately intelligent? No, you're right, I better put on my glasses' *walks out of the house in one of those shirts with armholes so big it shows the whole nipple. And glasses*
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Two himbos try to impress each other at the local street library.
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- Part 3 of this is clearly my crack format
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upon his return to hogwarts for his sixth year, harry is made to sit through a re-sort. life is different down in the snake pit, but that doesnt mean he is going to forget his roots in the pride
(Sixth year, trope filled rewrite)
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post-hybrid liberation series, exploring person-hood and privilege for people who used to be pets
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in which what we call domesticated animals, in this verse used to be kept as pets, while wild animals have always been free people, with the human and wild hybrid community remaining entirely separate. sometime in the recent past, these pets were liberated by their wild counterparts, but that doesnt make it any easier for them to find their place in society
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this is clearly my crack format by Whitsie
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Teen Wolf (TV), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
23 Feb 2020
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My crack fics, all in one easy to navigate series folder.
I clearly have fun poking fun at tropes lol
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unfinished, but at least out of draft-file purgatory by Whitsie
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Sherlock (TV), Teen Wolf (TV)
29 Aug 2019
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unconnected works, all unfinished, but that i'm happy enough to put on the internet for people to se
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In which Naruto's gender is not quite set in stone and everyone feels the need to react to this.
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In a conversation with Dumbledore’s portrait after the battle at Hogwarts, Harry finds out that he is and always has been a homunculus—a substitute body made to carry the Horcrux so that little Harry Potter, who lies asleep as a baby under powerful charms, wouldn’t have to. Harry struggles to process the news, the fallout, and the discovery that he might disintegrate at any moment.
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- Part 9 of From Samhain to the Solstice 2020
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Bookmarked by Whitsie
07 Dec 2020
Bookmarker's Notes
This was a story that followed exactly the lines I wanted it to when I started it, and still managed to be even more delightful and satisfying than I expected. Another absolute banger from Lomonaaeren, as to be expected~
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Scents and Sensibility: The Working Assassin's Guide to Supersoldier Seduction by galwednesday, silentwalrus, skellerbvvt
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
31 Oct 2018
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Captain America wakes up from the ice in 2013. The Winter Soldier wakes up in 2009, or rather defects from HYDRA, for a value of defect that’s closer to decimate. He ends up working for SHIELD. In April 2014, he’s assigned to Captain America’s mission as a sniper.
Steve’s just trying to get some kind of life together. Bucky is too, or at least he was until tall, blond and Captain shows up and starts just - being there, all the time. It’s terrible. It’s the worst. He has to do something about it.- Language:
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Bookmarked by Whitsie
04 Oct 2020
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As a
supervillainsupercriminalcontract worker with a morality deficit, Clint Barton leads a glamorous life. You know, stolen cars, dangerous women, a really confusing relationship with a meddling do-gooder, the works. It's pretty awesome. Except for, uh, medical bills, the mob, and being on the run all the time. That part isn't all that awesome.(A supervillain AU where Clint shoots arrows at people and gets beat up a lot. So, not really that much of an AU.)
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Bookmarked by Whitsie
03 Oct 2020
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as sunshine falls on the wretched by KivrinEngle
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
14 Feb 2013
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Bilbo Baggins, the newly appointed Master of Bag End, has just reached his majority. He lives alone in his fine house, managing his estate, and ignoring the people of Hobbiton as much as they avoid him. When a storm lands him with an unexpected (and unwelcome) little visitor, all Bilbo wants to do is find the baby Dwarf's missing family so he can get back to his own life.
That's not what happens.
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Bookmarked by Whitsie
24 Aug 2020
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Harry Potter wished that there was an adult that was actually there to help him, not just pretend to hear him out and do their own thing while waiting for Voldemort to attack again. Unfortunately the only person that seemed to fit this criteria was Abraxas Malfoy.
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Bookmarked by Whitsie
04 Aug 2020