Why_Do_I_Do_This
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Please Just Look The Other Way by Petra4President
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
30 Mar 2025
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A month after the failed Extermination and things are looking up for Lucifer. He's moved in to reconnect with his daughter, he's beginning to rekindle his relationships with the other Sins, and he's finally taking a more active roll in Hell's politics. Lucifer is only a little burnt out from all the socializing and responsibilities after isolating himself for a hundred years. A little stress never killed anybody.
He totally wasn't panicking at the thought that Heaven deemed it a good idea to send three of his estranged brothers down to assess the potential of Charlie's Hazbin Hotel and he totally, absolutely wasn't worried about the fact that the only thing keeping him sane during their stay happened to be a pompous, cannibalistic Radio Demon with a knack of getting on every single one of his nerves.
Yeah, Lucifer was totally fine.
Spoiler Alert: Lucifer was absolutely not fine.
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21 Jul 2026
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That's rough buddy (oh shit now i have a stalker wtf?!) by LUXFRUIT
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
02 Feb 2026
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(CANON DIVERGENCE: If Lucifer was at the bar during the "Rejection Scene" between Alastor and Vox 70 years ago)
Lucifer Mornigstar has never liked sinners.
But even he feels a little bad watching this Tv-guy get laughed in the face when proposing a business deal between friends-- i mean that's just rough!
His daughter has always told him to empathize with sinners-- be a actual ruler. Make friends! So fine.. just this once, he'll say something nice to one.
How was he supposed to know the guy would spiral into a obsession with him?!
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15 Jul 2026
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In the days before humans, angels possessed a unique ability to tether themselves to the essence of the universe around them, and to each other. It brought them strength and harmony, and helped hold together creation itself.
Today, no one has ever heard of a 'soul bond', and Lucifer is totally fine with that. Too old to even be a myth, the very concept is relegated to the dusty shelves at the back of the oldest Seraphims' minds.
Until Charlie comes along and asks Lucifer to heal Alastor, that is.
(AKA The 'accidentally married/bonded' fic no one asked for but we all sorely need).
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13 Jul 2026
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There are many stories about Lucifer and Lilith.
Their love so deep it made others envious.
Well, they were wrong.
Lilith's a bitch and Lucifer and Charlie prayed they never saw that stinky woman ever again.Bookmarked by Why_Do_I_Do_This
11 Jul 2026
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Lucifer's Unofficial Guide for the Care and Keeping of Radio Demons by AlligatorEyes
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
06 Jul 2026
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Lucifer comes to two, somewhat related, realizations regarding the most prickly resident of the Hotel after the Hotel itself keeps shoving them together.
1) Alastor is terrible at taking care of himself while being absurdly competent about taking care of literally everyone and everything else while he goes about like a rabid porcupine.
2) He might have come on a little strong during their initial meeting and he might need to soften his touch just a tad and maybe make up for the insults and the manhandling and the degrading commentary.
Lucifer decides that he's going to take care of Alastor whether he likes it or not and they are both taken off guard by how much Alastor desperately needed to be cared for and how starved for affection he is.
Part 1: Tea & Tenderness
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08 Jul 2026