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    “What do you want from me, Nedzu?”

    “I would like you to study under me, Henituse-san.”

    ‘Hm? What?’

    “Of course, I would still want you to be safe from the villains targeting you, so you would need to stay here most of the time.”

    ‘This fucker.’

     

    Or, after falling unconscious, Cale wakes up in UA's infirmary, confused with a mission to somehow get home. Along the way, he unwillingly becomes a teacher assistant? Cale never signed up for this.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    I forgot to bookmark this lmao CALE IN MHA WORLD BUT THIS ONE IS PEAK CINEMA

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    He runs closer, spotting a small figure lying under a tree. A silverwood tree that he knows wasn't there before. He would have noticed it, even if he only saw it at a glance while flying above. But he doesn't have time to think about it now, he needs to focus on the situation.

    She was clearly a witch, her hand tightly curled around her pen in one hand, and a frozen bottle of ink her other. What looked to be the remains of a cloak was draped over, ripped to shreds and stained by blood and dirt beyond recognition of any colour or form. A soggy palm quire showed remains of attempts to cast fire spells, with the ink distorted from the water of the snow and paper ripped by pen. His breath caught in his throat at the sight, disturbed by the evidence of her struggle for warmth.

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    How Olruggio found the ateliers newest, strangest member, who knows a little too much while seeming to have forgotten much of her past, and who keeps many secrets close to her chest.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    MAN I LOVE THIS TIME TRAVEL BULLSHIT OMG COCO ARE YOU OKAY BE OKAY MY CHILD I HAVENT READ THE MANGA YET-

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    "You have had time to consider your options?"

    "I have."

    Easthies had been thinking about his mentor to be for a considerable amount of time.  What child his age didn’t? Several names had immediately come to mind. Masters with sterling reputations. Masters known for producing talented apprentices. Masters any sensible child would be honored to study under.  There was also the option of going directly to apprentice with the Knights, an option that he’d carefully considered as well.

    Instead Easthies said;

    "I wish to study under Master Coco."

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    An Age Swap AU in which young Easthies is convinced something shady is going on with Master Coco and her apprentice Qifrey and he is determined to get to the bottom of it.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    YES I LIVE THIS AGE SWAP AU OMGGGG lolol cannot wait to see qifrey and easthies dynamic lmaoooo

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    User 003: Yeah, 3 weeks ago, nearly exploded over being a silverwood host AGAIN, and having to go at everything AGAIN, why

    User 002: A silverwood host??

    User 002: Ok so hold on

    User 002: Custas wouldn't be a silverwood host this soon right

    User 002: …

    User 002: MASTER QIFREY???????

    User 003: Hold on

    User 003: 'Master' Qifrey?

    User 003: COCO?????????

    User 001: Just my fucking luck.

     

    Olruggio rubbed his eyes, just to make sure that he still wasn't hallucinating. And then pinched himself to make sure that he wasn't dreaming. Hurt like hell, so not a chance he was.

    Nope. The strange paper-thin slate thing was still there.

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    Aka, someone behind the System wants to help, and chooses to do so via shoving specific people's future selves back into their own old bodies in the past, and selectively allowing some other people to see them interact in the System's chat room. Naturally, some major derailing, a lot of heart attacks for some, and overall just a lot in general, occurs.

    The rest of the world, not privy in the chat, watches on with mostly pure confusion.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    BRO I LOVE THIS TYPE OF FANFICTION PLZ MOREEE PLZZZ THAT IT IMMA SEARCH MORE THX SVSSS ALSO THIS

    WITCH HAT ATELIER FANDOM

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    Olruggio and Qifrey were the ones that interested the 15-year-old Easthies the most. They were enemies at the beginning, but by some twist of fate, always ended up together by the end of the day. They snuck out together, they ate together, they spent time with virtually nobody else but each other. It was very obvious and very mutual. Both Qifrey and Olruggio would blush at the slightest touch, and stare at each other with stars in their eyes. An extremely slow burn, by Easthies’ standards. It’s been at least three years. The pining was almost unbearable.

    They're incredibly writeable though, and the subject of many a fic written by his hands.

    Or: Easthies writes fanfiction. Huzzah.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Fuck yeah ao3 writer police