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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    He’s probably paying them too much. Maybe if he reduced their wages by a few hundred bucks an hour, they’d stop fucking asking him to come hang out with them.
    He does no such thing, of course, and so the invitations keep rolling in. Pizza party at the roller rink, bingo night, two-for-one bowling, something called a ‘Paint N’ Sip’ pottery class—an endless deluge of trendy evening affairs, each somehow more inane than the last. Cesare always bows out, sometimes gracefully—“Can’t make it, I’ve got, er, hot yoga at eight. Yeah, yeah, too bad, maybe next time.”—and sometimes less so—“So help me god, Conrad, if you invite me one more time to go apple picking with you, I
    will put grilled onions in your protein shake!”—but inevitably, invariably, they always let it drop.
    Until today, that is.

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    Alternately: Cesare is, despite his best efforts at deflecting the Zomburger crew's social invitations, finally persuaded into attending Frances’ twenty-fifth birthday party. An old-fashioned game of Spin the Bottle results in some unexpected developments between the four of them. (AKA my shamelessly indulgent Zompolycule kissfic)

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    06 Jun 2026

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    The diamond, the treasure, the Zompolycule

  2. Public Bookmark 2

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    The bizarre romance of a couple who did actually manage to crawl into each other's skin.

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    12 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    kind of like the first time i heard underworld's "mmm...skyscraper i love you" and became So Aware of objectum sexuality

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    Cesare continues like he doesn’t hear Allen. “How stupid would you have to be, huh? To think that after one thousand years, I'd wanna stick around for your sake. I mean, you think I’d wanna spend it with you?” The silence that follows is an answer on its own. “Oh, that's fucking rich,” he lets out a mirthless chuckle, then goes for the jugular, “You really thought you were special, didn't you?”

     

    Allen’s entire body feels like marble, cool to the touch and chipped. Cesare’s been mean before, he’s been downright cruel at times. But this?

     

    It feels like he’s being drilled for parts.

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    08 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    am read, it's me, doin my server homework :3c

  4. Public Bookmark 22

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    He turned to look at Conrad across the table, who didn't say anything. But he hoped Conrad would pick up on his mental signals and just let Allen have this one.
    “If you like carving wood so much, boss, I got some tools in my garage somewhere. ‘Could save you from using up kitchen knives.”
    Cesare went silent at the mention of wood carving.
    “Let me grab my stuff.” He finally says, stepping back. “After the dinner rush!”
    Fuck. Why didn't he think of buying carving tools?

    After a bit of trial and error, Cesare and Allen start living together and Allen feels like it's a dream come true. That is, until he checks on Cesare one night and, instead of the older man he's used to seeing, he finds a young, Venetian Cesare sleeping where the old one used to be.
    As it turns out, when things feel too good to be true, that's probably because they are.

    title and song lyrics are from Home Again by Park Lane

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    23 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    When Cesare died, one of the last things he felt—aside from the agonizing pain—was the wet, searing heat of his own blood spilling out from his stomach, and the leeching cold that consumed him from the outside in until darkness overtook him and he was gone. Then, he’d woken up, and all he was left with was the absence, the frigid, relentless chill.
    Here, like this, for the first time in nearly one thousand years, that chill is fading.

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    A series of late night visits to the Bigtop Burger truck by a certain undead Watcher have some unexpected consequences.

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    23 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Purring!Steve, vaguegasm, relatable