Wolf_With_A_Pen



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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
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    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    MAYBE IM CRAZY.

    I mean lets be honest I definitely am. But I think I may have cracked the code on something absolutely INSANE.

    Does anyone else remember that instagram account that used to post all those aesthetic mlm pictures of a random couple? @forposterity105? I was looking back through their feed because there was a photo I wanted to add to a Pinterest board (don't ask) and I realized that there was some stuff that looked a little bit familiar. It took me a while to work it out, but I think there's a chance that J and L might be Hollanov.

    And if that's true, that means this whole thing goes back A LOT further than 2017. Like I can do a deep dive if anyone is actually interested, but I lowkey feel like I may have busted this case WIDE OPEN.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov, captain of the Boston Raiders, has a boyfriend. A definitely real, suspiciously (and boringly) handsome, conveniently offline, consistently unable to meet up in real life boyfriend.

    Who lives in Canada.

    Unfortunately for him, absolutely no one believes him.

    The more serious Ilya gets about his Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️, the more concerned his teammates become that someone either needs to call MTV and get him on the next episode of Catfish or that he's slowly losing his mind.

    Shane Hollander is, fortunately, very real, very sarcastic, and increasingly delighted that an entire NHL locker room seems to think that he's a government psyop to distract Ilya from his game.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Shane wasn't really a... 'good' gay. He knew it.
    He was, however, an exceptional lesbian.

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    27 May 2026

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    The last time Joe killed Nicky was 921 years ago. The last time Nicky killed Joe was a few seconds ago.
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    In a hopeless situation shortly after Merrick's lab, Nicky decides that the last thing he can see again is Joe's torture, even if that means stabbing Joe and resigning to be tortured himself.

    And even a slightly annoyed Joe will always rescue his Nicky.

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