WoodedAtrophy
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Hi Ilya,
My name is Shane! I don’t speak Russian, I hope that’s okay. I’m also 25 years old and I love hockey too! So we have some things in common.
I’ve never written an inmate before. I don’t really know why I’m doing this. I guess I’m lonely. I’m not very good at making friends or dating. I think maybe I can be a bit awkward in person, but I’m good at writing. So I hope that’s okay.
or Shane Hollander finds Ilya Rozanov on WriteAPrisoner.com and sends him an email.
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29 Jun 2026
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The 5 Steps of Playing Hard to Get (the Shane Hollander Patented Method) by aimee_s
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
28 May 2026
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Rose just scoffs silently and shakes her head. “Forget it, Shane. That’s Ilya Rozanov.” At Shane’s raised eyebrows and another, slightly stronger, shove with his elbow, Rose begrudgingly elaborates. “He’s the captain of the hockey team, pretty well-known on campus. And the one thing everyone knows is that the moment you want him, you've already lost.”
Shane frowns, leaning in a bit closer to his friend. “What does that even mean? Is he taken?” he questions, annoyed but still curious.
“Nah, he’s a weirdo,” Rose giggles, stifling the sounds behind her hand when a shush sounds from behind them. “Rozanov loves the chase. He’s got a thing for people who don’t want him, but the moment they show interest back and let him hit he gets bored and moves on. I swear he has some issues he needs to go to therapy for, ‘cause that’s just not normal.”
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Or; Shane wants Ilya Rozanov, so he devises a plan to get him. He takes it way too fucking far. Ilya takes it even further.
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26 Jun 2026
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Straight, direct. That’s Rozanov: Shane likes it. He tells Shane what he thinks, what to do. Here, in the dimly-lit office where he cleans books of dust, Shane doesn’t have to think. Rozanov does that for him.
Coffee, dust, mail. That’s all Shane needs.
His hockey gear can stay shoved in a bin bag at his front door.
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25 Jun 2026
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Stranger: u play hockey?
You: Yes. You?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: what level?
You: University, what about you?
Stranger: mlh
You: Yeah, sure lol
Stranger: am serious
You: Okay, well I don’t believe you. Why would an MLH player be on Omegle to talk about hockey lol
Stranger: maybe i like to inspire peopleBookmarked by WoodedAtrophy
23 Jun 2026
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HockeyPlayer91: You're a fucking weirdo.
Ilya: ur hard arent u
Ilya: be honest or i disconnect and find someone else to talk to
HockeyPlayer91: Wait
HockeyPlayer91: Ok. I am. Fuck
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24 May 2026