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  1. Public Bookmark 21

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    Earendil is unexpectedly introduced to his youngest uncle in Valinor, and he and Argon go for a bonding trip.

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    17 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 23

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    Nolofinwe looked with internal trepidation at the enthusiastically smoking workshop of Mahtan, Aule’s most highly favored smith. It was certainly not the size of the structure which gave him pause (as he spent a good portion of his time in his father’s palace in Tirion), nor even its forbidding construction of coal-darkened stone, which rose to impressive heights and poured steam and smoke from various chimneys and vents like enflamed breath. What gave him trepidation was what was inside.
    Or who, rather.

    He looked over at his father (and a little down, since he had just passed him in height). His father looked back, his calm, dove-gray eyes revealing nothing. They hardly ever did, but Nolofinwe knew that he felt the same anxiety Nolofinwe did, albeit less.

    They were here because the ‘thing with Mahtan’s daughter’ was, according to rumors, beginning to look serious.

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    31 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 89

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    How to live in Valinor after the worst failure of your entire life: a guide by Salgant, formerly of Gondolin.

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    10 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 87

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    Nan Elmoth was dark, but it was never quiet. The massive, empty new house Turgon gave Maeglin upon getting settled in Gondolin is very, very quiet. Maeglin didn’t really go looking for people to fill it up with, but they sort of happened anyway. Somewhen along the line, those people became a family, and family, unlike detached lords and distant uncles, understands when a person is hurting.

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    06 Mar 2026

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    “I have never witnessed a prayer to Death before,” Ares says. “I wished to observe.”

    “Merely observe?” Aphrodite asks, her smile sly.

    “For now.”

    “I rather think he’ll be here sooner if you let your heart sing, dearest,” she hums, ever knowing. “You love very loudly.”

    “Dite,” he says, warningly.

    “Merely a suggestion, darling.”

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    13 Dec 2025

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