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    “I am serious, though, you are safe, yes? Drunk at hotel, sitting on balcony, crying over Montreal’s terrible loss?”

    It makes sense that Ilya’s mind would go there first. Shane said he was outside. Based on past behavior, the hotel balcony is probably the only place Ilya would expect him to be. He feels a little giddy that he gets to shock him for once.

    “I’m at a club, actually.” He has to bite back a self-satisfied smile as he speaks, “With the team. Safe.”

    It's quiet for a few moments before Ilya deadpans,

    “Very funny joke.”

    (or: three days after the breakup with rose, shane gets drunk in boston. it spirals out from there.)

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    20 Jun 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov has been drafted by Boston, the number one pick overall, but his father doesn't want him moving to America and so takes steps to block his visa. He's going to have to go back to Russia and stay there forever and that, thinks Shane Hollander, is wrong.

    It's so wrong that Shane can't stop himself from doing something about it. Even though that something is the most reckless, the only reckless thing he's ever done in his life. He marries Rozanov in secret, to keep him out of Russia and put him on a path to Canadian citizenship.

    Shane's got a five-year plan to get him there and when you have a plan nothing can go wrong. Right? Right. When you have a solid plan and a marriage that's on paper only there's no risk of feelings getting involved. Not on Rozanov's part and certainly not on Shane's.

    Right???

    (or, the story of how Shane Hollander fell in love with his own husband)

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    17 Jun 2026

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    When Ilya answers, he’s greeted with a whimpered moan that goes straight to his head, leaving him reeling like he’s just thrown back another shot. His mouth drops open, the cigarette dangling stupidly from his lower lip for a second until he plucks it free with his other hand.

    Holy fuck. He must be dreaming. But the rough breaths filtering into his ear are too real, tethering him tightly to the moment.

    “Jane,” he murmurs, gleeful and shocked. “This is not like you.”

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    Or: after Shane confesses that he can struggle to get off if he's too stressed, Ilya suggests he should just call him next time. He doesn't think Shane would ever be desperate enough to go through with it.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    shane: ok so ur an intruder and you sneak into my house while im sleeping on the night of my birthday and torture me sexually for hours

    ilya: shane-

    shane: and you fuck my mouth and cum in it then duct tape it shut so i have no choice but to swallow it

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    12 Jun 2026

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    “Hollander - we are too old to be playing pryatky” he tried again, dropping his bags by the hallway and turning the corner from the hall. “If your shoulder is okay, I have not had you in two weeks, and I -”

    Ilya stopped cold halfway into the kitchen.

    Across the marbled counter, a glass of ice water sat, half drunk and gathering condensation.

    Next to it, a bright orange pill bottle, the cap popped off.

    And on the black tiled floor, partially hidden behind the island, Shane lay crumpled and motionless.

    *****
    or, Shane is injured during a Bears/Metro game, again. Rotten luck, but at least Ilya is around this time to take care of him. Until he finds Shane on the kitchen floor.

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    08 Jun 2026