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Short fluffy stories
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Self indulgent poly 141 gifting Ghost things for his birthday in "secret". Very out of character.
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“Master Bruce, of all the things I’d ever expected to walk in on—” Alfred began, with great prejudice. “I do hope there’s a good explanation for this.”
Bruce, clad in a black bathrobe, looked up from his microscope. A disembodied penis, from its place on the table, raised its head too.
They appeared to regard one another then Bruce turned to shake his head at Alfred.
“No.”
“‘No’?”
“No, I don’t have a good explanation.”
Alfred paused in thought. “Well.”Bruce is politely poked in the cheek by a flying dick one night. Hijinks, and more worldbuilding than you can shake a dick at, ensue.
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- Part 1 of detach and retrieve
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18 Jun 2026
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Tim Drake's Unbeatable Method To Befriending Your Heroes by player_tag
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
01 May 2026
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It starts with a Wayne Gala.
Well. No. It starts three years earlier when Tim watches the T.V. with rapt attention as Robin does the quad flip that the Graysons are known for, and he pieces it together from there.
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Tim Drake, intelligent as he is, decides that he needs to do something to help (and befriend) Gotham's resident vigilantes. This, of course, leads to his unbeatable method to befriending your heroes. Wherein: he becomes his own vigilante at the age of twelve, befriends the heroes, and sort of saves Gotham along the way.
Hiccups are, of course, bound to happen. Good thing he has the Bats to help him!
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- Part 1 of the bats' methods to being a family
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15 Jun 2026
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Tim was independent. He was reliable. He was self-sufficient. He was ten years old, and ten year olds didn’t need help – he was practically an adult at this point.
The only problem was that his tooth hurt.
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12 Jun 2026
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The Sweater Curse: A superstition among knitters that, if you start to knit a sweater for your significant other before marriage, you’ll break up before it’s complete.
“But… We aren’t dating.”
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- Part 5 of JasonXHappiness Week
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The Interview by Icannotthinkofapenname
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
14 Feb 2025
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The billionaire suddenly held out an expectant upturned hand, and after a moment of confusion Clark hesitantly and gently placed his own atop the billionaire’s for an incredibly awkward handshake.
Clark may be a writer, but he couldn’t possibly conjure words to describe the puzzled amusement on Wayne’s face. “I was expecting a business card.”
“OH!” Clark flushed as he hastily pulled out the Daily Planet business card, then scrawled his name and phone number on the back.
The playboy’s eyes still sparkled with amusement as he took the card and slipped it into a pocket in his vest. “I’ll consider your offer.”━━━━ ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ━━━━
AKA: Clark Kent's first assignment: Interview Billionaire Bruce Wayne and his New Ward
(And maybe fall in love)
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