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The sun is going down, and John Watson is standing in front of a looming mansion with a delivery for one Sherlock Holmes.
aka “Homosexula” Twitter crack
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Enjoy a very silly Valentine’s day story!
“John!” shouts Sherlock, door slamming open loudly.
“Jesus Christ!” yells John, nearly spilling his hot mug of tea over his lap. He glares as Sherlock bursts into the room. “What is it now?”
“It’s Valentine's day,” hisses Sherlock, stabbing the mantlepiece, face scrunched up in disdain. -
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In a cramped and crowded city, there is a small shop, quite unlike any other. And in it, there lives a cat.
They call her ‘Hellebore’, though it is not the first name she’s had, nor will it be her last. Like the flower she is named after, she is perennial - long-lived and with deep roots.
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With the rest of their days ahead of them, Hilda and Dr. Cee are closing up shop.
Prompt #21 Knuckle Kiss for Flufftober 2021
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The View by Wagon by Yuliares
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Resident Evil Village (2021)
31 May 2021
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The Duke waits for his customer to arrive.
The Duke wiggles his toes. It’s snowing, a thin white dusting the trees into a fine lacey shroud. He isn’t cold - he’s not really there, after all. Just sitting, with his wagon opened like a window to the world. If he focuses, really focuses, he can catch the hint of woodsmoke in the air, the prickling edge of frost on his skin. But it’s too broad a net to maintain, and he gets cut off, pushed back as the elastic surface tension on unnaturally still waters resettles.
Best to save his energy for business, anyways.
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Little glimpse at a modern AU where Andy falls hard and it scares her.
“I’ve got my job,” mutters Andy, nursing her third beer. “And I work alone, and that’s fine, it’s great - and then suddenly she’s there with me all the time, with her - her hair, and her smiles, and all that quiet confidence.”
“So you fell in love,” says Booker, slouched at the bar beside her.
“Who wouldn’t?” -
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As the team settles down, Nancy watches.
“Will you tell me a story?” whispers Mariana, snuggling closer.
“No,” says Nancy, closing her eyes, and puts an arm around Mariana. “Go to sleep.”
It’s only a few minutes until Mariana’s breath slows, soft and relaxed.
Nancy huffs, amused, and lets herself relax as well.
It’s a good thing Mariana doesn’t actually need a bedtime story.
Nancy doesn’t know any. -
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Zagreus is touched to receive a gift from Thanatos… touched and alarmed, because how in the literal underworld is he supposed to keep it in one piece amidst his never-ending gauntlet of battle, lava, and hellfire?
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- Part 4 of ἦθος ἀνθρώπῳ δαίμων
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In a far-flung future, Joe and Nicky try to find each other again amidst the vastness of outer space.
u-Suf looked out into the darkness, gleaming with galaxies and starlight, and sighed.
Sixty years now, and each day seeming longer.
Back when humans were stuck on Earth, at least he knew they’d be looking up at the same stars, sharing the same orbit. It had seemed so big, at the time.
All things change.
A whisper, from a treasured voice: All things die. -
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New to town, Joe's taking all his dogs in to meet their new vet.
“Hello again, Mr. al-Kaysani! You know, every time you come in here, you have a different dog,” says Dr. Genoa, smiling down at Gilly, who’s slobbering shamelessly on his slacks. She’s a bulldog, so the slobber is a constant, but Joe thinks she could at least pretend to have some humility.
Even if the vet is rather drool-worthy.
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This is short, silly, and full of knit-wear.
“You are responsible for this monster,” Quynh hisses, frowning sharply at Joe. She glowers at him from beneath a lumpy striped sweater, oversized mittens, and a festively patterned knit hat, complete with ear flaps and pom pom.
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A chance meeting has Joe scrambling for an excuse to hang out with a cute, baklava-buying customer.
Joe watches the man leave, doorbell tinkling, before sighing.
“Do you believe in love at first sight?” he asks his coworkers.
“No,” Booker says immediately. “That’s stupid.”
“You are seriously such a downer,” Nile complains, and pats Joe’s back consolingly. “Maybe he’ll come back?” -
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Two different college students, in two separate apartments... and one presumptuous cat.
Nico’s new apartment has a cat door, which he ignores, since he doesn’t have a cat.
He’s also wrong, apparently, because a cat saunters in, casual as anything, as he’s cooking dinner. The fluffy creature goes straight for his shins, meowing and rubbing against him, and leaving light-orange hairs on his pants legs.
“I’m not sharing my dinner with you,” he tells it, amused.
(He does.)
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Andy, Nicky, Joe and Nile fly to the safe house in Calabria to regroup. With a new team member, and old ghosts, they settle into habits and patterns both old and new.
With beautiful artwork from Linaxart!
“I thought you were sharpening the kitchen knives,” says Nile.
“I was,” Nicky says. “But then I figured, why not do the rest of them?”
“Based on the bullets on the end table,” she says, “I’m going to guess you found these under a bed.”
He gives her a blank look. “Of course not,” he says, straightfaced. “Everyone knows you keep throwing knives in the linen closet.”
Now with podfic version available from cookiemom6067!
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To Stand Outside His Gates by Yuliares
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes (1984 TV)
26 Dec 2020
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With Holmes out of the house, Watson attempts some cathartic journaling.
I fear my friend may sometimes be perceived as callous - and I should be the first to admit myself among them, though it was an unfair judgement to make. As a medic and an army man myself, I know what it is like to harden my heart. To lay emotions aside so that reason and training can take precedent. I’ve shared the darkest of jokes with my colleagues, laughter threading the needle between adrenaline and the stiff rigors of terror.
And my friend invites the worst of London to come calling upon our steps.
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- Part 2 of London Fog
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The Leverage team mashed up with Sentinels, Guides... and whatever the hell Nate is.
Eliot is all control, all the time, power pulled tight around him like a shield. Connecting with him the first time was like a regulation perfect handshake, but these days… he can feel the thrum of Eliot beneath it, warm and steady.
Parker is a short-range laser cannon - point and obliterate. She’s electric sparks and cold metal and pop rocks under your tongue, all at once, over a wifi connection that keeps dropping.
Hardison sometimes wonders if there’s a wire loose in him somewhere, because he’s pretty sure the whiplash from swapping between them should scramble his brains - and it’s hard, that’s for sure.
But it also feels right.
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Booker walks into his bar and finds Andromache of Scythia perched at the counter.
Booker shifts his weight from one foot to the other, trying to find his balance. Is he supposed to avoid her? Turn back around the way he came? Does he simply pretend not to know her? He's still mulling it over when she turns and crooks her fingers at him, pulling him forwards as if on strings.
"Stop dithering and buy me a drink," she says.
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The doorbell buzzed again, insistent.
With a sigh, Mike hauled himself out of the couch, down the hallways, and to the front door. He flipped the deadlock, tugged the handle, and locked eyes with… Death, his long shadow darkening the doorstep and leeching the color from his begonias.
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- Part 3 of Fairy Tale and Folklore Remixes
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Weeks away from invasion by an unstoppable Necromantic Army, a desperate King is made an unusal offer that just might save the Kingdom.
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- Part 2 of Fairy Tale and Folklore Remixes
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Fur & Bacon by Yuliares
Fandoms: Fairy Tales & Related Fandoms, Little Red Riding Hood (Fairy Tale), Three Little Pigs (Fairy Tale)
26 Sep 2020
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Red Riding Hood and the Three Little Pigs team up to take down the Big Bad Wolf.
They are not the good guys.
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- Part 1 of Fairy Tale and Folklore Remixes