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After one cocktail too many, Hermione Granger agrees to Pansy Parkinson's most absurd proposition yet—a Triwizard-style raffle, goblet and all (for a good cause of course). Wizards pay; the magic picks. The winner gets one night with the wizarding world's most inconveniently intact witch.
What could possibly go wrong?
Quite a lot as the goblet misbehaves, spitting out not one but two names from the flames: Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott Jr. And instead of making the sensible choice, Hermione makes both. Two names. One night. Every rule she’s ever lived by, up in flames.
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- Part 1 of Triad by Fire Amorous Adventures
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21 Jul 2026
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When she was younger, Hermione would have never guessed that by the time she was 22, Harry would be happily married and a father with Pansy Parkison. She would also have never guessed that in a make-up 8th year and the years following, a group of Slytherins would integrate seamlessly into her friend group. Now she's a successful barrister for the Ministry, and been placed on a task force with Auror Draco and Healer Theo as potion overdoses have become a societal issue in post-war Britian. Mental health has long been something only talked about behind closed doors in the wizarding world, and the ramifications of not taking it seriously are now rearing their ugly heads. When Theo realizes the only way to fully heal her cursed scar is to enter into a secret fake marriage with Draco as the last of the Black bloodline, what could go wrong? When a divorce date looms, Draco and Theo realize maybe the marriage shouldn't have been fake after all. Pureblood courting chaos ensues!
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The story where unlikely friends battle a ragging potion epidemic, find themselves in a fake marriage, and somehow manage to fall in love along the way. -
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You read the title, didn't you?
A plot? What plot? series about Draco and Hermione fucking. Oneshots that aren't necessarily connected. A little bit kinky, and mostly Dom!Draco and Sub!Hermione stuff.
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11 Jun 2026
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Nothing good happens at a party after two am. Or does it?
The Slytherin boys help Hermione find her tether.
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11 Jun 2026
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Hermione is a woman with very... specific needs. The Room of Requirement helps her meet them.
Only problem is, she can't see the man with the Cinderella cock through the solid stone wall she's stuck in.
Whatever's a poor girl to do?Series
- Part 3 of Malfoyesque Kinktober 2024
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14 May 2026