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    A gripping saga about how much Steve loves masturbating.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Being together is easy, moving in together is more of a challenge.

    Or, two eternal beings attempt to KonMari six thousand years worth of material possessions and memories. It goes about as well as you might imagine.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    “I’m taking over your restaurant.”
    Tony’s heart clenches painfully for a moment. He didn’t know what to expect, but this was definitely not it. “You finished with the oysters then?” His voice is cold but that can’t be helped right now. Nothing makes sense and he’s giving himself credit for being able to say anything at all.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    This wasn't how it was supposed to happen.

    Ron wasn't supposed to get captured by a plant while searching for the witch.

    He wasn't supposed to be naked when it happened.

    He wasn't supposed to have to rely on the witch for help escaping.

    The witch wasn't supposed to be cute.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    By day Steve Rogers is struggling to get along. He can barely put food on the table, let alone pay for his health care.

    By night Steve works at a synth brothel, playing out customers' fantasies in the hopes that one day he'll be able to walk home in a perfect body. He just wasn't expecting Tony Stark to show up.

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    14 Jun 2026