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The rover is unsure of what to do.
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Change is scary - but some things stay constant, and you're always glad to have someone beside you for them.
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When Hermione’s ex arrives at a pub trivia night with the woman he left her for, she tries to make him jealous by sitting in Draco's lap. But their fake dating charade takes a very real turn when he’s more than happy to partake in a daring kink that her ex would never indulge.
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We Should Fuck (& Maybe More): An Empirical Study by CrystalMyst
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 May 2026
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Draco stared at the screen. Or, more accurately, the words on the screen. His face lax and unreadable, he looked from Hermione back to where the title glowed in clean black letters.
Why We Should Fuck (& Maybe More): An Empirical Study
He looked at her like she’d grown another head, or a tail, or declared she was in love with the elderly and deaf Ministry archivist, Agnes Brocklehurst. He looked pained, but somehow managed to keep his tone light and casual. “So, what’s all this then?”
“What does it look like? I have a proposal to discuss.”
“With that title?”
“Yes.”
“And this is the personal project you wanted to discuss with… me. I am… one of the ‘we’?”
“Well, I wasn’t planning to present it to McLaggen.”
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Hermione gets tired of waiting, and makes a slide deck to convince Draco that he wants her.
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13 Jul 2026
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ts funny as fuck
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After Hermione is (unfairly) sent to work in the Auror office, where Malfoy will be her supervisor for a whole bloody month, it seems like all hope of achieving her promotion is lost.
Until she finds a letter addressed to her—a filthy letter. And based on the incriminating position she finds Malfoy in when she confronts him—midway through a wank—there’s only one person who could have written it.
Perhaps they can help each other: early release in exchange for participating in the dirty scenarios in his unsent letters. Two weeks of no-strings sex with Malfoy and then they’ll go their separate ways—right?
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Draco Malfoy bled out on the floor of St. Mungo’s emergency ward because of Theodore Nott and his expensive scotch collection.
No, that wasn’t quite right.
Draco Malfoy would have bled out on the floor of St. Mungo’s emergency ward because of Theodore Nott and his expensive scotch collection, had it not been for Healer Hermione Granger.
No, that wasn’t quite right either.
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12 Jul 2026
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abbey tomfoolry capstone
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Hermione Dagworth-Granger had a bright future ahead of her as she returned to Hogwarts for her 6th year. She would work hard for her NEWTs, achieve the highest scores in Hogwarts history - take that, Malfoy!- and enter a potion and alchemy apprenticeship to follow her ancestor's footsteps and become a pioneer in the potion world.
Only for Harry to best her in the first potion class of the year and win the vial of Felix Felicis that should have been hers.
If only Hermione could explain how her plan to brew a little Liquid Luck for herself led to her holding hands with the bane of her existence -Draco Malfoy - while eating breakfast in the Great Hall.
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08 Jul 2026
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Cute altho Hermione is a little ooc but in a good way