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- House M.D. (2)
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You've always been a little weird. Scratch that—a whole lot of weird, with a dash of dumb sprinkled in.
You've seen Doctor Gregory House cause mayhem and save patients all around the hospital—yes, even where he wasn't authorized.
Unlike normal people, you're weird enough to convince yourself that a crush on him is logical and asking him to marry you is a rational life choice, so when House and Cuddy implode spectacularly, you approach him.
He agrees.
You did not expect him to immediately announce it, and ask the nurses to keep a box of tissues ready for Cuddy.
You did not expect him to immediately tell every single person in the hospital you like to roleplay as nurse and him a doctor during sex. Especially since you haven't had sex (yet).
You tell yourself you can handle it.
Famous last words.
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- Part 1 of Happy Endings
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House is never home. What's a girl to do when she's horny, in love, and left alone too long?
"You shriek as the bedroom door opens and House stares at you, open-mouthed.
The vibrator's coated in fluids. Your fluids. You hurriedly switch it off and look back at House in mortification.
"I'm—it's not—I wasn't—" You swallow. "It's not what it looks like."
"Right," House says slowly, finally snapping his jaw shut. He limps into the room. "So, you just recreationally store medical devices in your vagina? Is that a preventative treatment plan, or just lifestyle maintenance?""
Or, that one time House caught you masturbating... and didn't leave.
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- Part 2 of Happy Endings
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A series where a character eventually gets their happy ending.
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House's fellows are planning their end-of-year holiday together. House knows his disability stops him from joining in on the things they want to do, but it still hurts when he's not even invited.
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- Part 22 of Sparkles' House MD Whumptober 2025
- Part 1 of Camping
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01 Jul 2026
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You've made a career out of keeping other people calm.
Gregory House has made a career out of doing the exact opposite.
When a patient turns violent, old wounds begin to surface, new ones begin to form, and House finds himself caring far more than he'd ever thought he could.
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01 Jul 2026
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She isn't here to be Gregory House's spectator sport. She's just here to do her job.
The Princeton-Plainsboro diagnostics office is a breeding ground for hyper-observant cynics, but House's newest fellow brings a level of clinical detachment that catches even him off guard. She doesn't want his pity, she doesn't care about his games, and she treats her own dark past with the exact same cold analysis she uses on a failing liver—using the hospital's own assumptions about her physical limitations as the ultimate cloaking device.
As Foreman tracks the neurology, Thirteen watches a reflection she doesn't want to see, and House hyper-fixates on a mystery that refuses to crack, the team must navigate a high-stakes clinical minefield where the sharpest armor is absolute honesty.
“Teardrop on the fire / Of a confession / Fearless on my breath… / You're stumbling in the dark.”
A heavy angst, slow-burn character study tracking the unspoken weight left behind when two broken musicians collide.
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30 Jun 2026
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“Finish it out,” he grits between clenched teeth. “Go on. Ask it.”
Nolan shifts in his seat. “Are or are you not attracted, at the very least, to Wilson?”
House knocks his forehead against his cane. “I don’t know. Maybe.”
[In which Nolan pulls at the Wilson thread, and House can't stop it all from unraveling. Repression is a hell of a drug.]
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28 Jun 2026
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A slow burn story.
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Gregory House does not let people in. He has his reasons - good ones, earned ones, the kind written in scar tissue and chronic pain and the particular exhaustion of being the smartest person in the room and still not being able to fix the things that matter.
And then there is Grace Miller, who doesn't try to get in at all. Who just - stays. Without asking for anything.
It turns out that's the one thing he doesn't know how to defend against.Bookmarked by actomyosin
24 Jun 2026