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404 Spidey-Tingle Not Found by boredshyandbi
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe
14 May 2026
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“Would it kill you to make a normal entrance every once in a while?”
“You usually catch me before I get to the jump-scare part,” Wade protested. “I think the real question here is why didn’t you turn around this time? Hm? If you think about it, you’re lucky it was your old pal Deadpool and not some perverted creep sneaking up on you.”
Spidey raised an eyebrow at him.
“Well, better the devil you know,” Wade muttered.
Or, Peter’s spidey-sense is missing in action, and Wade is determined to get to the bottom of it.
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26 Jun 2026
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i'm gonna love you with my hands tied by deathtothepoet
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
30 May 2026
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“This is a no-no, and Wade knows this, but he spreads his fingers just a little bit to peep through them at the superhero. He’s already promised his brains against the wall, who cares if his grey matter gets a little wetter? Moistened up for its trip to planet ceramic. Tiles, that is.”
Peter gets kidnapped and Wade rescues him. Other things happen too.
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22 Jun 2026
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The Sneeze by LowPolyAngel
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
06 Jun 2026
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Peter has recently come down with an awful cold. After having his identity revealed in such a horrifyingly embarrassing way, his life is opened up to Deadpool. It is far from what Peter wants, but it is what he needs. Wade gets a look into the life of the man he has idolized for years, becoming more and more shocked by how Peter lives.
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22 Jun 2026
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morning wood by godlyroman
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
11 May 2026
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“You got a splinter stuck in your no-no square,” Wade looks at a mortified Peter in disbelief, “and you want me to help you get it out? Are you doing the ‘I got stuck in the washing machine, step-bro’ thing? ‘Cuz if you are, I’m DTF but if you wanted me on you, you could’ve just asked”.
Peter cringes at the reminder of his current predicament.
“It’s not inside, it’s on the labia, I think. But…yes, I need your help. Just…please don’t make this more embarrassing than it already is,” Peter implores, already knowing that it’s an impossible expectation. He’s sitting at the very edge of the bed, elbows digging into his thighs and his hands over his face as he wishes for the mattress to swallow him whole.
There’s no way this situation can be anything but humiliating.
Or: Wade helps Peter with his morning wood.
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05 Jun 2026
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Beggars riding ugly ponies by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
07 Aug 2025
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Deadpool and Spider-Man encounter a powerful magical being in the New York night. It goes about as well as you'd expect:
“Make your wish,” she orders again, and her voice echoes with a thousand other voices.
“Any wish within those rules?” Deadpool asks the woman, sounding interested. “I wish Spidey were in love with me!”
Spider-Man turns to him sharply. “What? What kind of a stupid—“
“That way, you’d be a lot nicer to me,” Deadpool interrupts defensively.
The woman nods once.
“So it shall be,” she says.- Language:
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02 Jun 2026