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You and Me (we’re not the same) by ad_profundis
Fandoms: 穿成重生男主前男友 - 温瑜宽 | Transmigrating into the Reborn Male Lead’s Ex-Boyfriend - Wenyu Guan - Fandom
16 Apr 2022
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“I think you’re just talking about yourself, Er Gou.” Song Xuanhe smiled amusedly. “I just can’t help but find your description fitting, you know. But you’re listing only the bad things. Where are your good points?”
[ Nᴀᴛᴜʀᴀʟʟʏ, ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʙᴇ ʙᴀᴅ. Wᴇ’ʀᴇ ɴᴇᴜᴛʀᴀʟ ʙᴇɪɴɢs. Tʜɪs ᴀᴘᴘʟɪᴇs ᴛᴏ ʙᴇʜᴀᴠɪᴏʀ ᴀs ᴡᴇʟʟ. ]
“I’ve never met another system before. And neither have you.” Song Xuanhe reminded. “So I’m not talking about them, I’m only talking about you. You’re not so bad, brother.”
[ Yᴇs… I sᴜᴘᴘᴏsᴇ I ᴀᴍ ᴄᴀᴘᴀʙʟᴇ ᴏғ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴛᴏᴏ. ]
“We all are, Er Gou.”
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After the Boys(TM) leave Konoha, Sakura is left all alone. Luckily, Kakashi doesn't abandon his teammates and takes it upon himself to make Sakura his apprentice, much to Lady Tsunade's frustration.
Turns out, "Kakashi's Apprentice" is a position that comes with a lot of attention. Wanted or otherwise.
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07 Jun 2026
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Not My Game, Not My Plot, Not My Problem by RevasLavellan
Fandoms: 恋与深空 | Love and Deepspace (Video Game)
04 Jul 2025
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Lyla downloaded the gacha game for some pretty pixel boys and endorphin-click mechanics.
What she actually got was interdimensional PTSD and a shiny new Hunter badge she never asked for.
Monsters. Plot holes. Sexy men with backstories that scream “therapist required.”
Right—Lyla’s “I’m out” was so abrupt even the Hunter Association blinked.
Her power said “gamify.”
She said “Stardew Valley”
Now she’s off-grid with a farm, 80% less anxiety, and avoids the main story like a tax audit.
Xavier comes looking for evidence of foul play.
Finds turnips, a hedgemaze, and the slow crumbling of his priorities instead.AKA:
I Transmigrated Into a Romance Game and Immediately Resigned
I’m Too Exhausted to Die for a Hot Boy Gacha Plotline
I Wanted a Chill Dating Sim, Not a Cosmic Dumpster Fire Apocalypse
Good Luck, MC! I’m Totally Rooting for You... From a Very Safe, Very Far-off Distance Behind a Very Large Fence. You Got This. Probably.- Language:
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31 May 2026
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21 May 2026
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“Sooo have you actually had gay sex?” Victor asks genuinely curious.
Robert tilts his head, an actual grin breaking through. “Have the news ever lied to you?”
Everyone stares at Robert. He just shrugs.
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Or the SDN makes the horrible executive decision to put Robert onstage as the Z-Team’s hero representative, fully aware that his PR experience consists of half a prayer and a legacy doing most of the heavy lifting. Robert takes the microphone and runs with it, feeding Los Angeles the most outrageous half-truths he can get away with.
The Z-Team slowly realizes their dispatcher is a public menace.
Unfortunately, they are completely whipped.
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20 May 2026
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You are presented with an offer. In an off the record bunker dubbed 'The Kennel' there are soldiers who are unfit to mingle with the public. For one month, you are contracted to let them use you as they want to get whatever they need to out of their system.
This is me doing Kinktober but with one linear narrative. I'll update with chapters and tags once I've posted. There may be brief non-con from ignored safeword usage, but it will be clearly tagged at the start of the chapter and whatever is happening will be stopped quickly.
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05 May 2025