14 Works by affectionaddiction

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    Summary

    Uzi hates how unsophisticated people are, Doll agrees.

    Or

    Dollzi says FUCK AI : The Fic™

    Language:
    English
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    1,338
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    16
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    How much time does it take to come to a desicion? Uzi Doorman decides twelve minutes is enough.

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    Uzi's last twelve minutes before their attempt. This was written to be Uzi's attempt from "my time is fickle٫ just like a friend"٫ but you don't need to read that one to understand this one. It can be read as a standalone if you wish.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Fate must love to play with Doll٫ because no matter what she does٫ that purple-haired student always keeps her alive.

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    Doll wants to kill herself٫ Uzi keeps stopping her without realizing it. Very٫ VERY heavy suicide warning. You are loved.

    Series
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    2,547
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    188
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    Summary

    One-way tickets and two-way tickets, and Uzi Doorman in the center of them.

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    Uzi is leaving the only place they’ve ever known and Doll comes to say goodbye. Also it’s that one fucking airport trope that makes me cry

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    88
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    Summary

    Uzi Doorman hates Doll Yurikova. And they hate the flowers that say otherwise.

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    Uzi gets Hanahaki for Doll, cue suffering

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    129
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    Summary

    hair is an important thing to Uzi, so when they're in a slump because it's too long, who better to cut it than... Lizzy?

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    Uzi's hair is too long, luckily Doll knows Lizzy is a hairdresser!

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    276
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    Summary

    Doll still owes Uzi a dance.

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    Alternate timeline for ep3 in which Doll successfuly kills the DDs at prom + everyone else, except Uzi, who she dances with.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    384
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    Summary

    "cannibalism as a metaphor for love" "cannibalism as a metaphor for sex" how about cannibalism as a metaphor for i'm FUCKING HUNGRY

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    Uzi tries to control their solver instincts and fails terribly, Doll is the victim of this. It's weird. That's the whole fic.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Summary

    Uzi Doorman is a mess in all means of the word, good thing Doll knows how to clean.

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    5 times Doll took care of Uzi, plus 1 time Uzi took care of Doll.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1,490
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    Summary

    Uzi defeated the solver, hooray! Now Cyn lives inside their code, not-so-hooray. And due to Cyn having eaten Doll, she's part of this too! 3 seperate codes / consciousnesses in one body - what shenanigans will they get up to?

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    a oneshots fic for my solver system headcanon because it wont get out of my head lmfao. DISCLAIMER : I AM NOT A SYSTEM!!! i am a singlet who can't think of a better way to word what they are (also yknow. literal computer systems so like idk)
    PLEASE let me know if anything i say in this fic is offensive, i genuinely don't mean to hurt and just wanna share my silly little headcanon <333
    and remember : this is 1000000% self-indulgent - made by me, for me, and i just publish it bc i think some of you out there would enjoy whats in my head lolol. NOT a request fic dont ask me for anything bc i will NOT be providing <3

    Language:
    English
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    14,562
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    2,258
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    Summary

    i miss my wife. my wife bobette dandy world. i miss her so much. i yearn for christmas so i can see her again. falls on the floor in despair.

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    self indulgent Yumeship thing… doubles PLEASE dni 🙏🙏🙏 or if you do just don’t mention you also yume her okay? okay
    Nea is my DW sona btw they’re neapolitan ice cream 💥

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    Summary

    doll has been alone her whole life. not even lizzy really truly understood what she was grappling with. this is not a path she would have chosen if not for her solver.
    uzi has been a loner their whole life. no one cared to understand them. they barely understand theirself now, with this... thing now awakened.
    there are not a lot of situations in which they are similar - but a split-second desicion changes that.
    it changes quite a lot, actually.

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    doll kidnaps uzi during the prom episode, canon diverges. doll and uzi grow crushes on each other and the dissasembly drones rekindle old relationships. this will cause problems.
    rewrite of an old wattpad fic that got kinda popular but its really badly written so i'm rewriting it after reading (and getting inspired by) "what i felt surely was a spark"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    540
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    360
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    Summary

    She was supposed to be the one to die. Maybe she can still keep her promise.

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    Doll visits Uzi’s dead corpse before committing suicide

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    470
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    Summary

    at Lizzy’s birthday party, Doll and Uzi have tried to avoid interacting with each other as much as they can. but when Lizzy says they’re playing 7 minutes in heaven, and Doll and Uzi get paired together and shoved into a closet, they’re forced to talk to each other.
    …but talking it out isn’t enough, is it ever?

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    Doll and Uzi get paired together for 7 minutes in heaven and they hate-makeout. Twice!

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
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